The Succeeder Stronghold

[Aramant]

I just randomly checked that SYM Award thread. I got nominated, AND voted for! Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick.

[Oscuro_Sol]

[QUOTE=Fiona]He can call himself the Archduke Ferdinand so far as I am concerned. Ohhh....wait...maybe not that. Anything he likes really [/QUOTE]
Haha.

[QUOTE=Aramant]I just randomly checked that SYM Award thread. I got nominated, AND voted for! Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick.[/QUOTE]
Funny mental image. :laugh:

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=Fiona]He can call himself the Archduke Ferdinand so far as I am concerned. [/QUOTE]

Too late to want him dead...he's already undead...

[Fiona]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Too late to want him dead...he's already undead... [/QUOTE]

Want him dead What kind of woman do you take me for?

[Oscuro_Sol]

[QUOTE=Fiona]Want him dead What kind of woman do you take me for? [/QUOTE]
Wha...? I want many guys dead. :laugh: Well maybe not dead... just... smarter.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=Fiona]Want him dead What kind of woman do you take me for? [/QUOTE]

Um...Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated which led to the domino effect starting WW1...

[Fiona]

If they were smarter they would rule the world......er.... there's something wrong with that thought, isn't there?

*goes back to drawing board*

[Oscuro_Sol]

[QUOTE=Fiona]If they were smarter they would rule the world......er.... there's something wrong with that thought, isn't there?

*goes back to drawing board*[/QUOTE]
Hahaha... dead it is.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Wha...? I want many guys dead. :laugh: Well maybe not dead... just... smarter. [/QUOTE]

Maybe if they were smarter they would avoid death....

[Aramant]

My plan is to live forever. So far, so good.

[Oscuro_Sol]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Maybe if they were smarter they would avoid death.... [/QUOTE]
But if they were smarter they wouldn't have to be dead. :laugh:

[Fiona]

It isn't the falling you have to worry about: it's the sharp deceleration at the end
@ OS. As ever you make a very powerful point:laugh:

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]But if they were smarter they wouldn't have to be dead. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Thus they avoid death...

[Fiona]

And that's evolution

[Aramant]

I realize it's all meant in good fun, and I'm not offended or anything like that. This is just an observation/thought: If guys were to start joking about women being stupid and derserving to die, would it be funny, or mysogyny?

[Fiona]

I think it would be business as usual

[Oscuro_Sol]

[QUOTE=Fiona]@ OS. As ever you make a very powerful point:laugh:[/QUOTE]
Why naturally.

[Aramant]

Once upon a time, there was a narwhal named Jimmy the Not-Really-A-Narwhal. This is peculiar, not because he really was a narwhal, but because his name wasn't really Jimmy.

One day, Not-Jimmy the Really-A-Narwhal-...-Or-IS-He? went to the supermarket. I'm not sure if he walked, swam, or flew, because I'm not entirely sure what a narwhal is. Or isn't, in the possible case of Little Jimmy Mystery-Move. I don't know what Jimmaybe bought, because I don't know what narwhals eat. Or if they eat at all. Maybe they just absorb nutrients from the atmosphere, like the Estonians. I can only assume the Estonians don't eat, because I've never heard of any kind of national dishes of Estonia. Whatever it was that Esto-Jim the Narwhalian bought, though, it sure was tasty. Unless it wasn't what he really wanted. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices.

So anyway, after Narwhal-Incognito sacrificed the supermarket to The Great Groceror, God of Food Sales, he converted to Judaism, which, as we all know, is the worship of Judo. During one particularly vigorous worship service (involving no less than seventeen and no more than five back flips), Narjim- which is really just "marshmallow" spelled backwards- unfortunately broke three of his backs. This is especially heartbreaking, as I'm not sure if narwhals are even vertebrates.

And that's the story of how Billy the Badger saved the day.

[Ravager]

Wow. Bizarre, but...nice!

Anyone around?

[Fiona]

Kind of in and out, I'm afraid