Golfing with Bears (sick, but no spoilers..)

jdougan1 · Post by **jdougan1** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:05 pm

I am wondering if anyone else has developed this sick habit....

The realistic physics in Oblivion maes for some sick mistreatment of dead bodies. I particularly like using a fireball to send the bodies flying. For whatever reason, bears seem particularly ripe for abuse. Perhaps it is their body-to-mass ratio, but they fly really well.

Bear Golf involves taking a dead bear and attempting to move the carcass to a particular location using nothing but fireball spells. Count how many strokes it takes you to get there....

A really challenging thing to do is akin to skeet shooting. You use the first fireball to get the bear aloft, and try to hit it, mid-air, with a second fireball before it hits the ground. THis is REALLY difficult - I have only managed to do it once...

Anyone else have this sick habit?

moltovir · Post by **moltovir** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:15 pm

You can "roleplay" a barfight aftermath by blasting fireballs at all the tables... sends lots of clutter flying

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:47 pm

The fun thing to do if you kill something on top of a hill, drain your speed to around ten, push the body until its starts to roll of its on accord, and then race it down the hill, no jumping, thats cheating.

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:33 am

Oblivion has.. odd physics, but they work well enough in fights I suppose. Heh, it would be cool to have some kind of (mini)golf areas in all of the major towns. :laugh:

blueray · Post by **blueray** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:43 pm

ahem, anyone play "doll" with the fire atronach(sp?) or the, ahem, female Bandits/Marauders?:mischief:

or play "The Dead posers"? There were once I sneak shot a bandit in a cave with "Yawn" in it's name, and that guy end up falling dead in a nice "yawning" pose....too bad I don't have the print screen function activated.