Join the MCOPCDAWD!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:49 am

I've been wondering when you would show up. :laugh:

You're own division eh? Well, since Fas left, I'm in need of a designated driver, but...I think you're no good for that.

DZ left, he was spreading the faith as my missionary. I think I had someone cover that one?

Luis is now a former pervert, as Mabel has him by his boys. Therefore, I believe my honorary member and second in command position is open and for grabs.

It'll be nice to finally have a reason for doing it.

Hmmm, yeah, it'll be easier to explain if caught. Let's see...

*hands over tin foil hat, garden hose, 2 gophers and a bucket of crazy glue*

We're going to initiate Phreddie in such a manner he's unable to spout this nonsense of being my son!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:52 am

Hmm. What position did I get again?

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:54 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I've been wondering when you would show up. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
I only just bothered to find out what the mah-cop-ca-dod was all about.
[quote="magrus]Therefore"]
I seem to have a habit of rising quickly through ranks... odd.
[quote="magrus]*hands over tin foil hat"]
What we need to do is stick the gophers into the hose first, then glue either end of the hose to either end of Phreddie.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:54 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hmm. What position did I get again?

[/QUOTE]
Do you intentionally set up one-liners?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:00 pm

Ravager wrote:Hmm. What position did I get again?

I don't remember!

You can make one up if you want. :laugh:

Ooh, bartender is open too I think.

What we need to do is stick the gophers into the hose first, then glue either end of the hose to either end of Phreddie.

*nods* That...or we glue one end to Phreddie and use a torch on the other end. :devil:

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:11 pm

I might as well put in my two cents here. (as we seem to be a bit short-staffed) Ahem, lesson of the day; (America)
the president's a bush, the vice-president's a d1ck, a whole lot of fockin is what we gon' get.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:15 pm

*nods* I find the my feelings regarding the president and his name to be ironic actually. Normally, it doesn't bother me. HE bothers me. :laugh:

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:22 pm

The country is itching with aggrivation...rrrr.!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:24 pm

I don't know about you, but I'm more frustrated than anything. :laugh:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:10 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]What we need to do is stick the gophers into the hose first, then glue either end of the hose to either end of Phreddie.[/QUOTE]
There is a song you and mag need to hear. I wont post lyrics or links as from what I remember of the lyrics I wouldnt be around long enough to see your responses. The song is called 'Gerbil', by stephen lynch. You can do a search for lyrics, but to get the true flavor of the music you need to actually hear the song.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:43 pm

Here to post my humiliation. Its nearly 2am here in the UK, my mates are playing some stupid drinking game

and all I've got to drink is sone 'Red Shot Lime Ice' ... alcopops

Save me

Give me something decent to drink, barman!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:45 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]Here to post my humiliation. Its nearly 2am here in the UK, my mates are playing some stupid drinking game

and all I've got to drink is sone 'Red Shot Lime Ice' ... alcopops

Save me

Give me something decent to drink, barman![/QUOTE]

*slides a bottle of Appleton Estates Jamaican Rum over* There you go. Spicy, yet smooth.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:46 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Spicy, yet smooth.

[/QUOTE]
Heh, that's what your mom said.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:48 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]Heh, that's what your mom said.[/QUOTE]

You gave her a birthday present today too eh?

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:49 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]You gave her a birthday present today too eh?[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Giftwrapped and everything.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:51 pm

It explains her good mood then. :laugh:

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:52 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]It explains her good mood then. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
And why I had to have a shower earlier.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:58 pm

:laugh: Oh no, flashbacks of drunken commentary from my father are coming back to me now. :speech:

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:01 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: Oh no, flashbacks of drunken commentary from my father are coming back to me now. :speech:[/QUOTE]
Did you take notes?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:04 pm

Definately not, it was nearly incoherantly babbling of his memories. Bad things.