Doc Waverly's Office

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:07 pm

Since my last office is burried in the sands of time, I have constructed a new one. There are more people (who are more disturbed) than ever. Remember: Doc Waverly is here to help.

Enjoy the fireplace, fix a drink

, help yourself to the pills

, and settle into an overstuffed leather chair amid the floor to ceiling cherrywood wainscoated walls. Catch the Doc in a good mood and he may even let you sit next to him

.

Now tell the Doc what is on your mind...

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 03-28-2001).]

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:14 pm

*I'm* not disturbed - I'm not, not NOT ... eehhh.. gimme some pills and something to drink ASAP

- BUWAAAHAHAHAHA

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:19 pm

Doc Help me. I am here for a long time. I am watching, lurking but can not spam. What can i do.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:23 pm

Hmm. Manic behaviour. *Extreme* denial. Xandax was such an articulate young man when I first enountered him in the trivia thread. Has Weasel done this too you?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:25 pm

@Fallout: Cannot spam? Most would consider it a blessing...but if spamming is your goal, seek out the original master: Mr. Sleep. He will teach you. Beware of Mrs. Sleep and Legal Sleep, they are dangerous.

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:42 pm

No pills

Ok. I will medidate until Master Sleep come.

I dont have much time but.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:47 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Hmm. Manic behaviour. *Extreme* denial. Xandax was such an articulate young man when I first enountered him in the trivia thread. Has Weasel done this too you?

Don't blame weasle

- just a bad day at work, free time, - just a very bad day, thank god that I'm single otherwise this would be the day I would have gotten dump

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:52 pm

@Fallout: Help yourself to the pills, but they cannot awaken the spammer within. While you await Mr. Sleep, you can go on a vision quest: Seek out the elusive Slyweasel. *If* you can find him, he may have answers.

@Xandax: So it is better to have *no* girl in your life than to have had one and lost her? Untrue...your day is even worse than you thought

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Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:56 pm

@Wav. This day - I prefere to be single and _not_ being dumped

Normally I would of course prefere a woman by my side

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:19 pm

Nice new office. Where are the nurses? Send Paige & Noria over here when you get a chance Waverly.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 2:14 pm

You there doc?

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 2:17 pm

Yes Gruntboy, I'm here. Bend over and say "ahhh...ooooo....yeahhhhh".

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 2:18 pm

Bugger off. I need Doc Waverly. You gimp

LOL

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 2:21 pm

@GB The Doc will see you now

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:17 pm

Couldn't get into GB for a bit there, surfed for porn instead

I think I have a problem with my girlfriend Doc. I just tried to ring her and her friends says she's sick. She's never sick and I think she doesn't want to talk to me.

I don't know what I've done. Or am I being paranoid?!

Help me doc!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:22 pm

Where do you want me to put the 6 cases of scotch, Doc.?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:25 pm

I think I need some of those - medicinal purposes you understand

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:26 pm

One or two cases? GB.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:27 pm

<Minerva comes back from her trip and looks for a pub. Can't find anywhere, so decided to ask the Doc>

Ahhh, Doc, I cannot find a pub anywhere in this forum. Why? I need drink, now!!

Hello, guys, I'm back!

Is there any threads I should/shouldn't read?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:29 pm

@Darkpurple: Better give a bottle to GB...

@GB: Now I don't know your girlfriend; but any girl I can think of at the moment that I went out with would have gotten on the phone and told me she was sick herself. Unless she was alseep and the friends took it upon themselves not to wake her, this could be a bad omen. Have you pissed her off lately?