Doc Waverly's Office

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 7:38 pm

@Doc, I'll keep it short and simple: "HELP"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Mar 29, 2001 4:20 am

Morning all!

@Doc - Its a work problem. Phew! I'm off the hook (she's not 'sick', just tired).

@Minerva - I'm flattered.

@Everyone - sorry to show up and run last night, having got my modem to work the software then decided to show up with a "fatal exception error". Grrr

I just needed to restart but couldn't be arsed.

Re-installed BG2 at full install instead

(took about 50 minuutes using a 52 speed!).

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Mar 29, 2001 11:05 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
@Minerva - I'm flattered.

Don't be...

Btw, you seemed to have managed to get to the work today. Using LTS or the Great Eastern, perhaps? Surely, not driving...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Mar 29, 2001 11:07 am

Bus. Took me 1hr 40mins tho!!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Mar 30, 2001 3:22 am

@GB: Did you manage to go home and come back to the office today? Or, you stayed in your office overnight?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Mar 30, 2001 3:57 am

Got home OK yesterday. Tube is fine this AM. Didn't get online last night.

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Fri Mar 30, 2001 6:22 pm

News:

One of Doc Waverly patient Fallout who is found by his relatives while meditating taken to hospital. Autorized doc announce that that he is totally go bananas. When they find him only understandable word he say is "Monkey"
For now only improvement at patient state :
He can sing " Banana Way " song and eat bananas.
Real Docs says that he can only recover in 2 months.
Legal councils make an statement that they will investigate the case.
Fallout relatives protest the fake doc and hired the best advocates.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
[QB]Since my last office is burried in the sands of time, I have constructed a new one. There are more people (who are more disturbed) than ever. Remember: Doc Waverly is here to help.

Enjoy the fireplace, fix a drink , help yourself to the pills , and settle into an overstuffed leather chair amid the floor to ceiling cherrywood wainscoated walls. Catch the Doc in a good mood and he may even let you sit next to him .

Now tell the Doc what is on your mind...

Bumping this up. We can no longer seek wisdom from Slyweasel (

), but Doc Waverly is here to help...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:03 pm

Hello, Doc. This place is a bit dusty and need to be clean up first, I think.

Hang on, I don't need to see the Doc...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:06 pm

Hello Doc... your 'one true success' is here... I'm bored now that I can't spam anymore... what am I to do?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:12 pm

@Chrissy: sex cures all boredom. Unless you have boring sex, in which case you really need to come see the Doc more often.

@Minerva:

Are you volunteering to clean, or do you have some sort of dust phobia you need help with?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:22 pm

@Waverly: ROFL

All surgery must be cleaned. In UK, some hospitals are named very dirty... There is nothing right in this country.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:26 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Chrissy: sex cures all boredom. Unless you have boring sex, in which case you really need to come see the Doc more often.

Hon, Doc, hero, whatever... At the moment it's geograficly impossible for me to have sex... because the person I'd want to have sex with isn't here... If he was... I wouldn't be talking to you now would I?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:

Hon, Doc, hero, whatever... At the moment it's geograficly impossible for me to have sex... because the person I'd want to have sex with isn't here... If he was... I wouldn't be talking to you now would I?

I apologize for not being closer

I am not sure if you need more help with 'geografy' or spelling...in the mean time I suggest you think of the Doc and **** ***** **.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:34 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
I apologize for not being closer in the mean time I suggest you think of the Doc and **** ***** **.

You on an ego trip?

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:37 pm

*sigh*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:40 pm

Originally posted by Flagg:
 You on an ego trip?

Hey, you are inturrepting a private session <slams door on Flagg>

@Chrissy: don't you mean: SIGH!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:46 pm

@Waverly: ROFL

Ooops, sorry to disturb.

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:47 pm

You folks have to choose, you can't give Waverly sh!t about being too nice, then turn around and give him sh!t for flaming you. *tsk, tsk*. Personally, I prefer evil waverly (if I am forced to choose between two evils), though his blunt-edged, sophomoric approach to "humor" is deeply offensive, and balanced out only by the depth of the inanity that's at the core of what he spews.

That reminds of this cross country trip I took a while ago. I stopped in this tiny little village in the Southwest. The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and
filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face
with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke.
Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down
and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.

Vivien: Go read SYM General Hospital if you haven't yet, it's a good one

[ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: FoulDwimmerlaik ]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:47 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
Ooops, sorry to disturb.

No, you are welcome to join us