Share your worst jokes

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:34 am

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638][QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Your looking for "corny". PM Rav.[/QUOTE]:laugh:[/QUOTE]
Just wait until I start fielding the worst word puns you can imagine...

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:35 am

Did you hear about the gay wizard?

Highlight to read:

Spoiler

He vanished with a poof!

If that's in poor taste let me know...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:38 am

[QUOTE=shana]Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you tired of knock, knock jokes?

Sorry--had to do it![/QUOTE]

I think that only works if the person telling it has a southern accent working. :laugh:

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:03 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I think that only works if the person telling it has a southern accent working. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Aha, I see now. :laugh:

I like the jokes here a lot.

(If only I could remember jokes)

EDIT: Found a couple to contribute:
What's smaller than 3 inches?
2 inches.

It's yellow and you can stamp on it?
A chick.

There are 4 nuns in a bus.
The first one goes to Berlin.
The others are on their way to Paris.
The bus stops.
The three nuns get out and get wet.
It rains outside.

Where does chocolate come from? From the faucet.
Where does a banana come from? From the faucet.
What's the difference? A tomato.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:08 am

@TB: That brings back memories

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The version my grandma had was called a letter from an Irish mother, very similar to that.

The Balance · Post by **The Balance** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:31 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]@TB: That brings back memories

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The version my grandma had was called a letter from an Irish mother, very similar to that.[/QUOTE]

Uh- I'm ... i'm so sorry ven ... i didn't know .... I...

if you wish i'll delete the post ...

Public Debt: A tremendous debt which will be payed off by the generations yet unborn ....
... this explain why newborns despairingly cry. :laugh:

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:38 am

Ohhh no!

No, it's a funny letter, just reminds me of my grandma. Keep it, it's fine, trust me.

I was just wondering if it was called 'a letter from an Irish Mother'.

The Balance · Post by **The Balance** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:44 am

[QUOTE= dj venom]I was just wondering if it was called 'a letter from an Irish Mother'[/QUOTE]
Well... i don't know if the name was it...

A friend of mine sent it to me via e-mail about a month ago without the title !
I don't dare to imagine where he could have found it !

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:49 am

Heh, I wonder how long until an email version of that comes out...

Anyway, enough spamming, I'd better post some lame jokes too...

How do you get a rhino into a fridge?
Open the door, put the rhino in, shut the door.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, take the rhino out, put the elephant in, shut the door.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:55 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Heh, I wonder how long until an email version of that comes out...

Anyway, enough spamming, I'd better post some lame jokes too...

How do you get a rhino into a fridge?
Open the door, put the rhino in, shut the door.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, take the rhino out, put the elephant in, shut the door.[/QUOTE]And how do know an elephant was in the fridge?
It left footprints in the butter.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat May 06, 2006 6:58 am

How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
Your nose touches the roof.

The Balance · Post by **The Balance** » Sat May 06, 2006 7:39 am

The situation is getting out of hand...

Charged = from a legal standpoint, the one so kind to dedicate all time and energy to keep comfortable his own lawyer's conditions.

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Hesitation = a sort of retardation before saying a nonsense.

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I dig
you dig
he\she\it digs
we dig
you dig
they dig
.... this joke isn't that funny ... but at least it is DEEP !!

After this i can fleeeeeee from GB !!

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Sat May 06, 2006 8:00 am

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun May 07, 2006 5:05 am

A man walks into a bar.

I prefer:

A blonde walks into a bar.

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Sun May 07, 2006 6:47 am

Blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?

The brunette as the blonde has to ask for directions.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:58 am

[QUOTE=Grimar]you have probably heard a bunch of stupid jokes in your lifetime! Post them here. Whether they are pointless, don't make sense, or just flat out not funny, here is a warm and cozy home for them. I'll get the ball rolling...[/QUOTE]

...and after we vote for the worst joke the winner gets to go on a hunting trip with **** (Edit: Richard) Cheney ??

No worries,

Beldin

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:06 am

[QUOTE=Beldin]...and after we vote for the worst joke the winner gets to go on a hunting trip with **** Cheney ?? [/QUOTE]
Beldin, I believe that to be the worst joke of all. :laugh:

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:44 am

One day a young polar bear walks up to its mom and asks, "Mom, was I adopted?"

"No, of course not dear." replied the mother.

A couple of days go by and the young polar bear goes up to its dad and asks "Dad, are you sure I wasn't adopted?"

"No you aren't adopted. You are your mother's and my son." replied the father.

Another couple of days go by and the young polar bear goes back to his mother and asks, "Mom, so you're sure that I'm really a polar bear?"

"Of course you're a polar bear. Look at your coat and paws and teeth. Don't you look exactly like your father and me?" replied his mother.

A few more days go by and the young polar bear returns to his father to ask, "Dad, you're positive that I'm a polar bear? Like absolutely sure, with no doubts?"

The father replies, "Yes! You are a polar bear just like your mom and me. Now what is thit all about? Why do you keep asking us if you're a polar bear?"

Spoiler

"Because I'm !#@$ing COLD!"

My wife says this is the worst joke in the world.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:49 am

@ Darzog. One of my favourites :laugh:

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:10 pm

A papa egg and a baby egg are lying in a pan of boiling water.
-Daddy, we're lying awfully long in this hot water...
-Aw son, come on, don't be such a softie