Doc Waverly's Office

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 13, 2001 1:16 pm

Well it was shocking. Maybe the shock, did something to the old melon.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sun May 13, 2001 1:38 pm

Good evening Dr W. I am currently sitting on Silicone Vixen, as she makes a very comfortable cushion and it is very difficult and confusing for both of us to talk at once.

There has always been two of us, however, this was a well kept secret until recently, when a little imp sought refuse in our backpack and disclosed our identities. He has been dealt with appropriately.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:27 pm

Doc downs his wine in one gulp and fetches more. This unassuming young women may well be the least mentally stable of the entire SYM crew...

So you sit on your silicone alter ego? Is this symbolic of your subjugation of her, or is there another reason. Wait! before you answer that <looks at Vixen’s butt and addresses it as if it were sentient> hello Silicone Vixen, hope the day finds you well. Tell me, why do you allow Vixen to sit on you and speak for you? I’m sure you have many interesting qualities

Doc wonders at his own sanity for conversing with Vixen’s arse, but it’s probably best to humor the mad. And its not a bad excuse to stare at it in a way that could otherwise result in another pesky lawsuit.

And also, Silicone Vixen, what did this ‘imp’ find that in your pack?

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Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:27 pm

@vixens: Make sure you'll check the invoice. The Doc charged me full an hour consultation fee after spending less than 15 minutes of 'I don't really care' sort of session and giving me useless advice.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:36 pm

I question your alcohol intake Doctor. Should I take your recommendations and advice with a proverbial pinch of salt?

Silicone Vixen lets me sit on her as the silicon parts of her are more comfy than my respective parts to sit on.

And we are both mentally stable. Unlike that imp.....

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:39 pm

Waverly's not mentally stable. You have to listen carefully, to find out which one is talking to you.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:44 pm

Waverly presses Button #5 several times

Vixen, I believe i was speaking to your alter ego, will you not let her answer? <are you trying to tell the Doc you have gotten a butt job?! I have never met a women who said, "you know, I really need to have a bigger ass." I will reserve any futher questions until I see if you bite my head off or not

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C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:52 pm

Good evening everybody,

I came here a little while ago, and what do I see? A topic has been closed as "too controversial" because someone is discussung BG2 romancing from a gay perspective, and Buck has received angry mails from other users!

What is this? Is a majority of GB users homophibic???

Please doc W, do I need a tranquiliser!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:55 pm

Hi CE. I responded to your thread. I have wine handy - it's the 'do-all' tranquilizer.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 13, 2001 2:59 pm

Hello CE, did you get a chance to see the prison thread?

I hope you had a good day.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:10 pm

Hi Waverly and DP,

@Wave: I just read your reply. I can't drink wine since I get a hangover before I feel the slightest drunk. Some more potent drug, perhaps?

DP: Hi DP, I've had a very nice weekend. I haven't had time to read the entire prison thread yet, will begin reading as soon as I feel like in joking spirit again.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:21 pm

No Doc, I do not need a bigger arse. I believe that what I have already is sufficient.

As for letting Silicone Vixen speak, well what would you like to ask her?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:24 pm

Originally posted by vixen:
As for letting Silicone Vixen speak, well what would you like to ask her?

*sigh* I already asked her a couple questions... you are avoiding the issues you little strumpet

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:34 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
*sigh* I already asked her a couple questions... you are avoiding the issues you little strumpet

Silicone Vixen: 'Strumpet'? I quite like that. Rhymes with Crumpet.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:47 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
<looks at Vixen’s butt and addresses it as if it were sentient> hello Silicone Vixen, hope the day finds you well. Tell me, why do you allow Vixen to sit on you and speak for you? I’m sure you have many interesting qualities

Doc wonders at his own sanity for conversing with Vixen’s arse, but it’s probably best to humor the mad. And its not a bad excuse to stare at it in a way that could otherwise result in another pesky lawsuit.

And also, Silicone Vixen, what did this ‘imp’ find that in your pack?

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Still avoiding the questions Si Vix? Avoidance is pretty telling in and of itself

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:52 pm

SV: What did the imp find in my back? Well not the Russell Crowe pics he thought he did. RC isn't my type of guy. I much prefer Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's got nearly as big a chest as me!!! He he he....!

V: See what I mean. If you thought I was a bit superficial, this takes the biscuit. Do you wonder why I sit on her?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:53 pm

ROFL

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:57 pm

I think I understand. Vix had a little bit of cosmetic surgery done, and rather than remain simply 'Vixen', or become 'slightly more confident Vixen', her personality split into 'Vixen' and 'Silicone Vixen'.

Kind of reminds me of Polythene Pam

So do you both see this imp? Why sit on you alter ego's bust? Before and after pics would be helpful

Questions, questions. This is fascinating.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun May 13, 2001 4:02 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:

So do you both see this imp? Why sit on you alter ego's bust? Before and after pics would be helpful

Pictures, pictures. This is fascinating.

I have to agree

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 13, 2001 4:04 pm

LOL Weasel

Too bad you aren't going to be around <presses electo-punish patient #4, Weasel button on the console>