Top Ten Game

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:24 pm

[QUOTE=TheAmazingOopah]1. You eat his or her best friends[/QUOTE]

No, no that's trouble. Been there, bad things!

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:26 pm

Since no one found a topic for the next one Ill do it

Top ten commandments of perversion.....

10: Thou shall not touch or peek unless asked not to

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:28 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]No, no that's trouble. Been there, bad things![/QUOTE]
Hmm, I'll take the advice of the old veteran here:

1. You publicate the intimate home video you guys made on the internet

Top Ten Things Not To Do On Your First Dinner With The In-Law Family
(sounds almost like a movie an Ashton Kutcher movie)

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:32 pm

9. Thou shall only create intimate home videos with thy companion, if thou will share it with thy brethen and sisters on the Internet

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:33 pm

slade wrote:Since no one found a topic for the next one Ill do it

Top ten commandments of perversion.....

10: Thou shall not touch or peek unless asked not to

Backwards man, it's backwards.

9. Wash your hands!

Top Ten Things Not To Do On Your First Dinner With The In-Law Family

8. Do not play "hide the ice cube" under the table.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:21 pm

7. Thou shalt use protection or faceth the wrath of little you's and little hers...

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:35 am

Top ten commandments of perversion.....

Since this thread got stuck with this subject, let's come up with a new Top Ten, to keep the nice game going. Or, if you have more perversive suggestions, be my guest...

Top Ten of Cruddiest Ways to Wake Up

10. Cramps

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:37 am

9. He hasn't gone home

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:48 am

8.He hasn't gone home

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:51 am

7. Who is he? :speech:

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:21 pm

6. Who am I? :speech:

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:34 pm

5. Why am I posting in SYM ?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:39 pm

4. When you are a gay man with a stable partner, it sucks when you wake up in your herterosexual host's bed and find his wife is also there but he is not.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:41 pm

3. When that squelching sound that rips you from your dream is your cat puking on your toes.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:50 pm

[QUOTE=Darzog]3. When that squelching sound that rips you from your dream is your cat puking on your toes.[/QUOTE]
LMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh:

2. when you get out of bed....you step in it

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:52 pm

[QUOTE=Beldin]5. Why am I posting in SYM ?[/QUOTE]
A question best left to someone who doesn't?

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:07 pm

*drumroll*

1. "Um, Nano, what are you doing here? And why are you sucking on a rabbit's foot?"

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:09 pm

pssssst, you're supposed to start a new countdown

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:17 pm

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]pssssst, you're supposed to start a new countdown

[/QUOTE]
Sorry about that.

The Top Ten Internet Acronyms:

10. ATLA ~ Another Three Letter Acronym

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:26 pm

[QUOTE=Darzog]*drumroll*

1. "Um, Nano, what are you doing here? And why are you sucking on a rabbit's foot?"[/QUOTE]
LOL!

9. ROFLTMAOLMRFOL ~ Too long for translation