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Fiona
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by Fiona Thu May 11, 2006 4:55 pm
10. Wherever there are Scots, that is Scotland
Aramant
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by Aramant Thu May 11, 2006 4:57 pm
9. Hand him a business card simply bearing the message "You have just been annexed."
TheAmazingOopah
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by TheAmazingOopah Thu May 11, 2006 5:22 pm
8. Pull a Ned Flanders
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
Aramant
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by Aramant Thu May 11, 2006 5:24 pm
7. Say your ancestors used to own it, then block all entry to it, brandishing baseball bats and hunting rifles. *grumbles about the Native American/Caledonia, Ontario debacle*
Ravager
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by Ravager Thu May 11, 2006 5:38 pm
6. Grow a Leylandii fence...
TheAmazingOopah
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by TheAmazingOopah Thu May 11, 2006 5:55 pm
5. Steal his sun with a giant bean stalk in your garden
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
Chimaera182
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by Chimaera182 Thu May 11, 2006 5:59 pm
[QUOTE=Fiona]10. Wherever there are Scots, that is Scotland[/QUOTE]
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Ravager
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by Ravager Thu May 11, 2006 6:02 pm
3) Falsify ancient land rights belonging to your family...and a crest of course.
TonyMontana1638
Posts: 4598 Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:10 pmLocation: Chasing nuns out in the yard
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by TonyMontana1638 Thu May 11, 2006 7:47 pm
2). Kill your neighbor and purchase his/her land via a government auction. Maybe the car and garden gnomes too.
"Be thankful you're healthy.""Be bitter you're not going to stay that way." "Be furious you're going to die." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
TheAmazingOopah
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by TheAmazingOopah Thu May 11, 2006 9:28 pm
1. Ask your whole neighbourhood to sign a petition - including the neighbour you want to get rid off.Top Ten Ways to Stay Awake
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
Aramant
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by Aramant Thu May 11, 2006 9:57 pm
9) Don't go to sleep, jackass.
TonyMontana1638
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by TonyMontana1638 Thu May 11, 2006 10:39 pm
8). Party, but don't get drunk.
"Be thankful you're healthy.""Be bitter you're not going to stay that way." "Be furious you're going to die." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
TheAmazingOopah
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by TheAmazingOopah Fri May 12, 2006 12:06 am
7. Cold showers
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
Beldin
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by Beldin Fri May 12, 2006 12:20 am
6) Post in SYM.
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the
Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Ravager
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by Ravager Fri May 12, 2006 4:38 am
5. Attempt to escape Nano's designs on you...
ik911
Posts: 4248 Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:43 pmLocation: Having an alibi.
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by ik911 Fri May 12, 2006 4:39 am
4) Thinking of CE.
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist. [/size]
Beldin
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by Beldin Fri May 12, 2006 4:53 am
[QUOTE=ik911]4) Thinking of CE. [/QUOTE]
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the
Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
ik911
Posts: 4248 Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:43 pmLocation: Having an alibi.
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by ik911 Fri May 12, 2006 4:54 am
[QUOTE=ik911]4) Thinking of CE. [/QUOTE]2) Trembling in fear
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist. [/size]
TheAmazingOopah
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by TheAmazingOopah Fri May 12, 2006 7:02 am
[QUOTE=Beldin]6) Post in SYM.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, that one also worked like a charm last night
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
Chimaera182
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by Chimaera182 Fri May 12, 2006 8:12 am
1.) Think of Magrus naked, and be afraid of the nightmares that would spawn. :laugh:
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
