Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Why wait? Let's form a new nation. Then you can hire all the interns you want. Alternatively, we can set up an intern-training program. Back in the sixties, under LBJ, we could have gotten federal funding for it. In the eighties, under Reagan, we could have trained the interns in marching and gotten defense funding for it. Now, I guess we'll just have to live on love alone.</STRONG>
Love alone!! Can we add love of money too? (I don't want a big share)
What would "interns for the internet" come under? GWB has to have some group I can put this under.
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Love alone!! Can we add love of money too? (I don't want a big share)
What would "interns for the internet" come under? GWB has to have some group I can put this under. </STRONG>
Interns for the Internet: you know, it has a ring. A little like Doctors without Borders. We could call it a public service, and apply for 501 c3 nontaxable status. That still means we can make money. After all, a lot of so-called "Christian educational institutions" or "outreach programs" are making tons of money and still defraud the US public by getting 501 c3 status each year. Did you know that Oral Roberts' organization was registered as a non-taxable not-for-profit? So is Pat Robertson's group. Truly, the Lord moveth in mysterious ways, and televangelists have worked moving money out of our pockets into a refined artform.
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To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>@Eyes Wide Shut I think that it is just a portrayal of a 'day in the life' it doesn't really have a plot to speak of and the script is fairly shoddy, but it did look nice </STRONG>
I agree, it looked very nice but I also percieved as a "day in the life" with some of the common reality/not reality twists.
Re: Kidman or Cruz, I prefer Nicole Kidman even if none of them have an interesting apperance IMO. But I'd rather have either of them than Tom Cruise
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Originally posted by Crassus:
<STRONG>". . . Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (but) I'd love to get married again."</STRONG>
I guess my hard to get attitude is paying off
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I guess my hard to get attitude is paying off </STRONG>
You definitely have a shot at 'em, @Sleep. Just remember, though, if you contact either Kidman or Cruz through Interns on the Internet, you have to pay Weasel and I 45% of your gross receipts over the next 5 years. It's in your contract.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>You definitely have a shot at 'em, @Sleep. Just remember, though, if you contact either Kidman or Cruz through Interns on the Internet, you have to pay Weasel and I 45% of your gross receipts over the next 5 years. It's in your contract. </STRONG>
I didn't forget, how could i?
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I didn't forget, how could i? </STRONG>
Right. You must be referring to Tiny, the rather oversized gentleman we sent around to visit you at the sociable hour of 3 AM, a few nights back. If I were you, I'd be very nice to Tiny, @Sleep. He's a bit irritable, but he's your go-between with Interns on the Internet. As such, you will be working through Tiny to arrange meetings with either Ms. Kidman or Ms. Cruz, or possibly both.
You will also be handing Tiny the money you owe us. Failure to do so will result in Tiny taking your arms, instead. Personally, we would rather have your money, so please, don't get Tiny upset or excited.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I suppose those are acceptable termsm what gets him excited, i need to know before hand </STRONG>
Well, the single term you shouldn't use on Tiny at any time, is the following:
Sorry, I can't pay Fable or Weasel.
This will definitely get Tiny excited, at which point he'll probably do you significant damage about the shoulders, chest and arms.
So, keep that in mind, and we can all get along famously.
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To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by nael:
what difference does it make who cruise is with? he's gay and is just with them as a cover-up
Hmm, I doubt that Ms. Kidman, who seems like a genuine person, would have devoted ten years of marriage just to accommodate another person's cover-up.
On the same note, I doubt that Ms. Cruz, who also seems like a genuine person, would involve herself in a sham relationship just to accommodate another person's cover-up.