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Right right....

Top 10 pick-up lines:

10. "Hey you, you want to come over so I can have something sweet for breakfast tomorrow?"
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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9. Baby, I like you: you're different. You can be my favourite.
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8. I've been exposed to chemicals that have made me sterile for at least a month.

I've heard that one from 2 different guys, it must have been in a book or something!
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:laugh: I like that one.

@ Shana, That's disturbing. I've been with girls that were sterile. Boy, was that fun. :laugh:

7. "You're cuter than your friend. Do you taste better too?"

That ones gotten me slapped, by multiple people, all in one telling of the line. :o
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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6. Hi, I'm Johnny Walker. These are my friends, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. We're hard liquors.
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5. "Hi, I'm single. You look like a freak."
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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4. You have really soft hands.
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3. "You want to practice making babies? Practice makes perfect for the big day you know!"
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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2. I bet I know how you like your eggs.

How?

Fertilized.
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[QUOTE=Aramant]6. Hi, I'm Johnny Walker. These are my friends, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. We're hard liquors.[/QUOTE]
Aramant gets the prize; that's top dog right there. :laugh:

Didn't we just do pick-up lines recently? Or was it just corny ones? I don't remember, despite being the one who came up with it. :(

1.) "Those look like my pants. Can I get in them?"

Wow, the things I come up with. :p Um, top ten... the top ten best things to say to guarantee getting slapped.

10.) "Oh, I thought you lost weight, but now I see where it went."
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9). "I'm sorry... I, I thought you were a man."
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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[QUOTE=shana]8. I've been exposed to chemicals that have made me sterile for at least a month.

I've heard that one from 2 different guys, it must have been in a book or something![/QUOTE]

Chemicals like pot? lol
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8. Sorry what did you say again I wasn't paying attention to your face.
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7) Wow, you look really good... sorry, it's hard to try and say that with a straight face.
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Spamming is too fun =p

6. So you are a women riiiiiight?
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5. No, those jeans dont make you look fat...........you were already fat when you got in them :rolleyes:
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4. my god you're ugly
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything is as fresh as the bright blue sky.
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3)Do you have a more attractive daughter/granddaughter I could speak to?
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2. I'm trying to imagine what you would be like if you had a personality
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1. So, how much do you charge for a blow job?

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