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Three Japenese buissness men are in New York, at a restaurant, masturbating furiously! A woman waiting tables in that restaurant sees this, and rushes over to them, and yells.

"What the hell are you three doing!"

"Well," says one of the men. "We are all very hungry!" The other two nod, and they keep whacking off.

The woman replies. "Well, how is whacking off going to help that!"

One of the men reply, "Menu say, First Come, First Serve!"

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Whats the difference between a blimp ride, and 365 blow jobs?

A: Ones a Good Year, the others a freakin fantasic one!

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What do you call a male body builder with a penis?

A Beginner

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Thats all for now...

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Post by Drakron Du´Dark »

:eek:

A lone victorious warrior returns and see this.......shocking.
(BTW, what the hell I am doing awake at 6 AM ????)
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Drakron Du´Dark:
<STRONG>(BTW, what the hell I am doing awake at 6 AM ????)</STRONG>
Good question :D I could ask myself the same thing ;)
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And me - gotta party tonight and then I wake up at 6 a.m. :D

@Aegis: tsk tsk tsk - are you trying to fall down to V.'s level of jokes :D
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LMAO Aegis! :D

That good year one cracks me up every time! :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>@Aegis: tsk tsk tsk - are you trying to fall down to V.'s level of jokes :D </STRONG>
Bring a parachute, it's a Long way down! :D :p
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Don't worry. Parachuete packed, and ready to leap!

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You have a green light! :D
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Perfect!

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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

@Aegis: Watch it, you never know if some kid's wandering around on this forum at 1:00 am.
You have fallen below Veh's level.
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Post by Katie »

I think the one about the three Japanese men may be reffering to some members of this forum..... :D
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@Katie possibly, but do you really want to think about that?!? :eek: :D
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Well I didn't really want to think about it but with people like Aegis around who can help it.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D

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