Incoming memo...To: Flagg Re: Baseless Accusations & Trolling CC:SYM

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 6:58 am

Dear:

[ ] Loser [ ] Subliterate [ ] Hormonal Pre-teen
[ ] Me-too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Martyr
[x] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[x] Socialist [x] Wanker [ ] Troller

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] Your lame advertising message has firmly convinced me to ignore you
[ ] You posted an "poor me" reply
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You suck
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something really stupid/depraved
[x] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[x] you are posting an unwarranted attack
[x] Screw explanations!

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[ ] Remove yourself from our presence
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
[ ] Learn to post and sod off
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[x] Get a clue
[ ] All of the above

End of Memo

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 6:59 am

@Flagg:

Take care everyone if I don't see you again

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:01 am

What exactly did i miss......

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:02 am

@Waverly - nicely done! very well "x"ed.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:06 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
What exactly did i miss......

Just a little flame for railroading Weasel

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:07 am

Dear: Weasel

[x] Loser [x] Subliterate [ ] Hormonal Pre-teen
[x] Me-too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [x] Martyr
[x] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Socialist [x] Wanker [ ] Troller

I Am Being Flamed Because:

[ ] Your lame advertising message has firmly convinced me to ignore you
[x] You posted an "poor me" reply
[x] You posted something asking for warez sites
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[x] You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
[x] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You suck
[x] You said "me too" to something
[x] You brag about things that never happened
[x] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[x] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[x] You posted something really stupid/depraved
[x] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[?] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[x] you are posting an unwarranted attack
[x] Screw explanations!

To Repent, I Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[x] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[x] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge

In Closing, I'd Like to Say Need to:

[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[x] Remove yourself from our presence
[x] Age 10 more years before you post again
[x] Learn to post or sod off
[x] Learn to post and sod off
[x] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[x] Get a clue
[ ] All of the above
[x] Most of the above
End of Memo

[This message has been edited by Weasel (edited 03-01-2001).]

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:13 am

@Weasel - you forgot to [X] Martyr.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:16 am

Originally posted by Osiris:
@Weasel - you forgot to [X] Martyr.

Thanks I edited it.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:25 am

@Weasel - stop wandering around feeling sorry for yourself, or I'll tell Cousin Buford to come around and cheer you up! (actually I'll tell him there's a free steak'n'bourbon party at your place).

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:44 am

@Osiris...anything but Cousin Buford .

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:51 am

ROTFL...

Waverly: Sometimes you're just like one of those little kids that's checking how far he can go.
In the end they always get their parents mad... (It's funny tough

)

Weasel: Cheer up, stop feeling sorry for yourself and... do you have any idea what happened?

[This message has been edited by Chrissy (edited 03-01-2001).]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:54 am

@Chrissy:

You know, the He-Man Women Hater's Club is coed now. You and Minerva can hang out there until Flagg brings you topic back

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:55 am

Late. I'm outta here. Night all. I'll leave the dispensing of justice in your capable hands.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:01 am

Waverly: That's not such a bad idea...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:06 am

@ Chrissy..the guys might not be as quick to find out where you're posting if it doesn't have a big "do not post here" sign.

Forbidden things are always so much more fun..

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:09 am

Good point. Go find a burried topic and just keep editing instead of posing replies. You will never be found

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:10 am

T'lainya: I know... But it was just a test to see if anybody reacted the way I expected them too... I must say most of them are very predictable..

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want it any other way.

Waverly: Also a very good plan... hmm, I have to talk to Minerva about this... we could still gossip...

(I need an evil grin here)

[This message has been edited by Chrissy (edited 03-01-2001).]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:12 am

Originally posted by Osiris:
Late. I'm outta here. Night all. I'll leave the dispensing of justice in your capable hands.

See you tomorrow on Weasel's Destruction Page.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:16 am

@Chrissy: [*img]http://smilies.free.fr/smilies/diablotin.gif[/*img]
Remove the *'s and there you have it

I will be keeping a close eye on the buried topics...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:18 am

Waverly: Thanks hon, but that's too much trouble for me...

I'm a lazy person and not enough of a die hard spammer to try the really odd ones.

You should keep an eye on those topics... I'm sure you'll get a conversation all dedicated to you at least once....

EDIT
Hmm, I'm going to have to try at least once...

[This message has been edited by Chrissy (edited 03-01-2001).]