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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:46 pm

Meh, a farewell drunken spam-fest works I suppose....one last night won't hurt anything. Well, depending on how drunk I get if I really am planning on leaving. I've always censored myself before now. :mischief:

@ Slade, Sloppy seconds? Hmm, that leads to the question of who's involved? Yes? Sloppy seconds are fine by me, if it's the same two people involved as the first go.

@ Denethorn, Indeed, it's why I picked you.

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:46 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Once more for old times sake then? I'd just need to quick make a rum and coke, and ignore the fruit smoothie I was going to whip up with rum and pineapple.[/QUOTE]
which rum are you using?

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:49 pm

So before we get into the spamming, let me broach the touchy subject then. Why exactly are you and Amarant leaving? Say nothing if need be, I'll wait for the rum to loosen your tongue later in the night

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:51 pm

[QUOTE=slade]which rum are you using?[/QUOTE]

Well, for my rum and....Pepsi

, it's cheap, McCormick rum I need to finish. I just picked up a 750ml bottle of the Captain, and a 750 ml of Appleton Farms Spiced Rum as well on my way home from work. I got about 6 shots left after this drink of the cheap stuff. Then we see what I do with the good stuff. I have no more mixer after the next brew though. I'll have to cut and blend all the $40 worth of fruit I got.

Also, any of you drunks know how to crack open a coconut? It's driving me mad! It's tougher than my counter. The hammer is going to break stuff if I do as directed.

@ Denethorn, Arrogance, favoritism, stupidity, and prudish people have brought me to my wits end here. I will be restarting the college elsewhere I do believe. Perhaps on LJ or something. Hmm....maybe later.

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:56 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Well, for my rum and....Pepsi

, it's cheap, McCormick rum I need to finish. I just picked up a 750ml bottle of the Captain, and a 750 ml of Appleton Farms Spiced Rum as well on my way home from work. I got about 6 shots left after this drink of the cheap stuff. Then we see what I do with the good stuff. I have no more mixer after the next brew though. I'll have to cut and blend all the $40 worth of fruit I got.

Also, any of you drunks know how to crack open a coconut? It's driving me mad! It's tougher than my counter. The hammer is going to break stuff if I do as directed.

@ Denethorn, Arrogance, favoritism, stupidity, and prudish people have brought me to my wits end here. I will be restarting the college elsewhere I do believe. Perhaps on LJ or something. Hmm....maybe later.[/QUOTE]
coconut? funny story....I do remember one of my friends being drunk and trying that....he broke open everything but the coconut:laugh: .....I think almost his skull too

:laugh: dont ask.....lets just say.....no one will stop someone for a good laugh........mag the nexus could be your new home!!...everyone we love is there!...not all the time

..but yeah

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:56 pm

When inebriated I can't crack open anything. I have memories of me and my friends attempting to break open a water melon with our heads at a house party. From the skinny to the 250 pounders among us, none of us managed it, just had red marks and sore heads in the morning

so I'm the worst person to ask for advice on opening a coconut.

Without seeming too much like I'm licking buttock, I'll follow your stench of booze where'er it goes, so give me the heads up should you begin a new college

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:58 pm

It depends what you want to do with the coconut. If you just want the juice, use a screwdriver (tool, not drink) and a hammer to break a small hole in it, then either pour the juice out or drink with a straw.

If you want it in halves (like to eat the flesh) you need a hatchet or machete, and it's a little tricky. I suggest doing it before imbibing too much. And whatever you do, DO NOT try to hold the coconut in place with your other hand while swinging any tool at it! VERY BAD scene! Securing it between two cinder blocks on a concrete patio would work very well for cleaving it, if you really need to do that.

And why wouldn't you drink the good stuff while you can tatse it, then finish the cheap stuff when your tongue is numb?

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:58 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]When inebriated I can't crack open anything. I have memories of me and my friends attempting to break open a water melon with our heads at a house party. From the skinny to the 250 pounders among us, none of us managed it[/QUOTE]
:laugh: theres the coconut story!.....well almost...only a coconut is needed

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:01 pm

@ Slade, that's funny! The people above me were getting pissed, and so was I. Plus, I just wanted to drink. So I dealt with half a pineapple, a banana, a lime, half a tray of ice, and 1/3 of a liter of rum, blended, and it was good! I got enough for one more batch. Either tonight or tomorrow I am doing those up I think.

@ Denethorn, Yeah, I remember the night my buddies tried crushing cans on their heads wasted. I was vastly amused.

Will do, will do. I did an intro one, a long while back. Luis was the only one to show up to see it. The good thing is, that one won't be filtered. :mischief:

@ Darzog, I don't have either of those. Must purchase. I Brita filtered the milk, as by the time I got the milk out, it was filled with pieces of the shell. Now it has not taste.

I can't get the stuff inside it. Which sucks, but oh well. It was only like $2.

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:04 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Slade, that's funny! The people above me were getting pissed, and so was I. Plus, I just wanted to drink. So I dealt with half a pineapple, a banana, a lime, half a tray of ice, and 1/3 of a liter of rum, blended, and it was good! I got enough for one more batch. Either tonight or tomorrow I am doing those up I think. [/QUOTE]
hope it taste good.....im not one to mix my liquor with anything unless its more liqour so I dont know much about mixing fruits together and how it tastes

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:06 pm

Oh it tastes good. I have grapes, canteloupe, cherries and blackberries in the freezer too, waiting to be used. Those come this weekend though I think. The others, are being used soon. I had it about 1/3 mix of alcohol to fruit and ice, and I couldn't taste the alcohol. I could have made it stronger, but I wanted to see how it was. Now, I can make it stronger.

I don't do shots very often really. I like being creative with my drinking. It's more fun that way.

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:08 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus] I did an intro one, a long while back. Luis was the only one to show up to see it. The good thing is, that one won't be filtered. :mischief:

[/QUOTE]

Where?

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:08 pm

Instead of a Brita which tries to remove chemicals from your "water", try using a coffee filter or paper towel. Simplest way is put a paper towl in a bowl (don't bother holding it up, just let it fall inside the bowl), pour the coconut juice in, slowly lift the paper towel out (holding all 4 corners) and the shell will get pulled out without any chemicals added to or removed from the milk.

Otherwise just use something else and be toasty anyway.

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:08 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh it tastes good. I have grapes, canteloupe, cherries and blackberries in the freezer too, waiting to be used. Those come this weekend though I think. The others, are being used soon. I had it about 1/3 mix of alcohol to fruit and ice, and I couldn't taste the alcohol. I could have made it stronger, but I wanted to see how it was. Now, I can make it stronger.

I don't do shots very often really. I like being creative with my drinking. It's more fun that way.[/QUOTE]
then create a drink that will knock the *hitaki out of you....when you just enhale it:laugh:

....I think I tried that once.....unfortunately I dont remember what the outcome was:laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:11 pm

[QUOTE=shana]Where?[/QUOTE]

:laugh: I'll PM you all the link, how about that? I'll need time to set it up again. I may copy over the lessons in here, and perhaps edit them to their non-filtered versions I would have used if I could have. I do not think Buck would be happy with me posting the link here.

@ Slade, been there, done that. No more 151 for me. However, I am still looking to get my hands on a bottle of Everclear. If someone here can buy it in their state, we should talk. :laugh:

@ Darzog, Good thinking! No coffee filters, but I'll remember the paper towel thing if there is a next time. I don't drink coffee, so I never have any.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:11 pm

I'm finishing my last can of bitter now, then I'll have to either mix with lager (less risky but it is in limited quantities) or I've got half a bottle of gin lying around somewhere.

Random lesson to meditate on

: always prepare adequately for your excursions into boozedom. Running low, or being forced to mix can be disasterous resulting in a failed party, a killer hangover or complete loss of intoxication all together as you breathe fatally fresh air on your walk to the local boozer.

Footnote: isn't "booze" just a great word? can't get enough of it

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:13 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]I'm finishing my last can of bitter now, then I'll have to either mix with lager (less risky but it is in limited quantities) or I've got half a bottle of gin lying around somewhere.

Random lesson to meditate on

: always prepare adequately for your excursions into boozedom. Running low, or being forced to mix can be disasterous resulting in a failed party, a killer hangover or complete loss of intoxication all together as you breathe fatally fresh air on your walk to the local boozer.

Footnote: isn't "booze" just a great word? can't get enough of it

[/QUOTE]

Booze is an incredible word. Everyone laughs when I use it. I remember Rachel and Josh being hysterical as I walked towards their car carrying two cases of beer and 2.75 liters of rum before we went camping shouting "Booze and Beer!"

Good lesson. I stick to one kind of liqour if I can. Never beer. Can't drink the stuff. :laugh:

Gin and beer mixing is a bad idea man...

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:16 pm

Yeah but so far beer consumption has been relatively low. Only just started drinking really. Humbug to it. For the record I'm being a sensible citizen and drinking the lager...

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:16 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Slade, been there, done that. No more 151 for me.
[/QUOTE]
yes thats what the mixed involved.....my favorite drink...bacardi151...plus a little captain, dont know which vodka I used and a little Jack daniels.....I think I it took affect as soon as I looked at it:laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:20 pm

[QUOTE=slade]yes thats what the mixed involved.....my favorite drink...bacardi151...plus a little captain, dont know which vodka I used and a little Jack daniels.....I think I it took affect as soon as I looked at it:laugh:[/QUOTE]

Do up a mix of this:

1 oz Everclear
1 oz Myers Dark Rum
1 oz Coconut Rum
1 oz Grenadine
1 oz Blue Caracao liqour
1 oz Southern Comfort
4 oz Sprite.

Get back to me. :laugh:

@ Denethorn, Probably best for you. Not that I wouldn't mind seeing you wasted out of your gord on Gin tonight. However, waking up in a pool of vomit isn't fun.

Methinks as soon as this rum and coke is gone, I am going to wash the cutting board and chop some fruit and blend me some drinks. If there's enough fruit in it, I can call it dinner.