we will all die!! (bizar huh?)

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 6:06 am

39 kids?! I'm not a woman but that ought to hurt some, no?

Got some good results from the death-test for myself. I'll die almost 81 years old in springtime (maybe I'll have plenty of beautiful spring flowers all around me?) and there's only a 5 % risc of that being out of loneliness. Very reassuring to know, indeed.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 17, 2056
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 6:20 am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 4, 2067
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

And on the gender tyest it sai i was a girl!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 6:22 am

69% Un-telligent!

17% Gay

67% greedy

48% bastard

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You are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 6:41 am

I've made a make-believe person hwho lives to be 109

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 6:55 am

40 years old!

This is how you'll make (or lose) big bucks during your very eventful life. Match these events on your personal timeline with the graph to see their effects.

2005: You set the world record for longest toenails, get sponsorship from Foot Locker.

2011: Your self-help book drives millions to suicide.

2020: Down and out, you discover that robbing other bums is actually pretty lucrative.

2023: Dingleberrys not much of a cash crop. Your farm fails.

"Hi, I'm Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, noted crap-monger, and star of TV's Melrose Place. I'm also a psychic. Anyway... I predict that your first million dollars will be made in 2026, in the following ways: "

$75,000 begging in the streets.

$71,000 being a star.

$223,000 through lucrative nerd-ism, like me, Bill Gates.

$144,000 criminal mischief.

$450,000 working 9 to 5.

$37,000 hunting/gathering.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:00 am

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

10 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 19,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 10 future sex partner(s):
9 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
As you get older, your tastes will change drastically

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:10 am

The Test Results Are In! "Your score is very low."

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

36% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 94% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 36% Un-telligent

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:24 am

You are 77% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (86%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (13%)

Based on the 8,663,964 submissions before you

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:32 am

Originally posted by Astafas:
39 kids?! I'm not a woman but that ought to hurt some, no?

Yeah, but what confuses me is that it says I'm a lesbian who will have sex with 8 women and no men, so how am I gonna end up pregnant? @.@

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 12:31 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Yeah, but what confuses me is that it says I'm a lesbian who will have sex with 8 women and no men, so how am I gonna end up pregnant? @.@

LMAO A confusing situation

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:15 pm

I don't see how you can be lonly with 39 kids

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:34 pm

Originally posted by craig:
I don't see how you can be lonly with 39 kids

Easy, just imagine how bad the "empty nest" syndrome will be. ;_;

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:47 pm

@Sailor Saturn did you take all the tests in one go

how long did that take?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:54 pm

Originally posted by Garcia:
@Sailor Saturn did you take all the tests in one go how long did that take?

It took...um...well...let's see...I'm not exactly sure...I was chatting on AIM, too, so not paying attention to time, but probably no more than a couple of hours at the most. Hehe, I kinda like taking tests, so once I start, I have trouble stopping.

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:10 am

Yes I know the feeling no matter how stupid the tests are

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:18 am

Originally posted by Garcia:
Yes I know the feeling no matter how stupid the tests are

I skipped the IQ Test, though, because my friend who was taking that one quit at question 500 saying there was no end in sight.

Besides, not to brag or anything, I already know from a real IQ test that I'm a genius. *lookout*

Just a little tidbit since some people actually look for intelligence.

You should try Saturn since there isn't any on Earth as my alien friends have found to be true so far.

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:34 am

I tried a real IQ test just for the heck of it. I wouldn't put too much into that IQ thingy. In school I wasn't really good in any classes except for math and physics and those two really benefits you in an IQ-test.
I really scored a high IQ eventhoug at 8th grade I couldn't spell anywhere near acceptable. Actually most people with an IQ over 145 doesn't even have a job!

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:43 am

PERSONALITY TEST:

PROBER
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler )

Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.

Cripes, that's so damn close it's scary!!!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:29 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
PERSONALITY TEST:

PROBER
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler )

Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.

Cripes, that's so damn close it's scary!!!

You're a prober!?

Why does that sound like a bad(good?) thing to me?

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:41 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
 You're a prober!? Why does that sound like a bad(good?) thing to me?

I'm not sure, but if you feel like explaining, I'll be more than willing to listen!

Could be the strong personality and sense of adventure?

Or the fact that some people see me as a maniac! I so much like that bit!