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Some people I know that are 18+ can't do some simple things:
One can't cut cheese
One can't blow her nose (she just doesn't get how to do it)

So I was wondering if you guys have any simple things you can't do.
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I cannot, for the life of me, snap my fingers. I have tried, and tried, but I've never had any success.

I heard once that it was some kind of genetic trait, kind of like being able to roll your tongue or something, but I have no idea how accurate that actually is :D
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Make fun of me all you want, but I can't ride a bike.

Basically, i was too poor to afford a bike growing up, and I tried it a couple of times when I got a job, didn't suit me and I couldn't get the hang of it. So, no bike for me.
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I can't fall asleep if the TV is on. No matter how exhausted I am, I cannot get my eyes to close. Doesn't matter how innane the show is either, I would probably watch static!! (Haven't tested that, though!) As a result, the TV has been moved out of the bedroom!

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[QUOTE=Siberys]Make fun of me all you want, but I can't ride a bike.

Basically, i was too poor to afford a bike growing up, and I tried it a couple of times when I got a job, didn't suit me and I couldn't get the hang of it. So, no bike for me.[/QUOTE]

My mom made me learn how to ride a bike :laugh:

Hope you don't like motorcycles :(

I can't make a spoon stay on my nose.
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[QUOTE=Siberys]Make fun of me all you want, but I can't ride a bike.[/QUOTE]
Neither can I...*shrugs* :p
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]I cannot, for the life of me, snap my fingers. I have tried, and tried, but I've never had any success.

I heard once that it was some kind of genetic trait, kind of like being able to roll your tongue or something, but I have no idea how accurate that actually is :D [/QUOTE]
Same here. My brother can though so it couldn't be genetic. I can't lick my elbow. :(
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Noone can. :cool:
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@Shana,
thanks! ;)

I can't fall asleep in front of the TV either. Though that is because I'm a very light sleeper, and I've often been prone to insomnia. If I'm on a train or boat though, I can fall asleep within moments, even if I'm just slightly drowsy :o
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[QUOTE=Athena]Noone can. :cool: [/QUOTE]
You should rephrase that to. None can lick their elbow. You're saying noone could lick my elbow (which they could). Lets be more serious then. I can't touch my nose with my tounge.
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@DW--you're lucky, I can't fall asleep on any kind of transportation!! I need complete dark, and complete silence! :(

Wait, I take that back, I can fall asleep on ships.
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It took a long time to learn how to ride a bike :o
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I can't approve of any of my kid sister's boyfriends. :)

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I can't whistle, not properly anyway. :o Never got the hang of it...
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[QUOTE=shana] I need complete dark, and complete silence! :( [/QUOTE]

Well I love complete darkness when sleeping, light wakes me up. But I don't know how you can sleep in complete silence (like my old man). I always have a fan running when I sleep so I don't have to think about my thoughts all the time.
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I can't easily sleep if it is really dark, and I can't whistle, ride a bike or swim.
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[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]Well I love complete darkness when sleeping, light wakes me up. But I don't know how you can sleep in complete silence (like my old man). I always have a fan running when I sleep so I don't have to think about my thoughts all the time.[/QUOTE]

Oops, I always sleep with a fan on, too. The way I avoid thinking is by reading a book before turning off the light--that cuts out personal thoughts, so you only have to think about what you just read and can then go to sleep.
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[QUOTE=shana]Oops, I always sleep with a fan on, too. The way I avoid thinking is by reading a book before turning off the light--that cuts out personal thoughts, so you only have to think about what you just read and can then go to sleep.[/QUOTE]

Well depends on the night but I always watch a family guy episode before I go to sleep. Then when I go to bed I think 'that peter griffion.'
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I can't whistle, and I can;t use the shift key properly.....
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I can't steer, shift gears, drink through a straw, hold iced coffee, dial on the cell and switch the cd all at the same time. :speech: :laugh:
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