Top Ten Game

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:31 pm

4) Pick excess wings out of my teeth
3) get that lash out of my eye
2) smudge makeup
1) pull a trigger

Top 10 signs you might be a ninja.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:39 pm

10. You kill every pirate you see.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:43 pm

:speech: but not Jack Sparrow.

9) You like to be incognito every place you go
8) You are a shameless lurker

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:47 pm

7. You sneak up on people a lot
6. People can't see youw hen it's dark out

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:53 pm

5. You are always wearing a black suit and mask.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:05 pm

top 10 signs you might be a ninja
4) You had to register your appendages as deadly weapons

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:11 pm

3. You wrap a shirt around your head and jump at people at random intervals.

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:03 pm

2. You like to throw sharp stars at your enemies.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:52 pm

1. You aren't registered as being alive on the system.

Top ten ways to lose your internet connection.

Or should that be top ten worst ways?

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:55 pm

10. Lightning!

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:22 pm

9. A rat chewing up your internet cable.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:38 pm

[QUOTE=shana]10. Lightning![/QUOTE]
Thats me!

8. Angering the small gods (Buying what appears to be thet one brand of wireless card that doesnt work in my house).

shana · Post by **shana** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:11 am

7. Have GoG come over and disconnect it for you!!

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:11 am

6. Tripping over the internet wire and breaking the plug head

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:17 am

5.Dropping a heavy bag on to the little box that the plug goes into and smashing it in half.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:44 am

4. Thermonuclear bomb

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:16 pm

Aggressive firewall... I really have spent more time on fixing my firewall(s) than I've ever spent on viruses...

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:57 pm

2) A fire in the telco network exchange

you'd loose your phone to

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:00 pm

Disconnecting the ethernet cord from your computer.

Top Ten Reasons to collect lawn gnomes.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:03 pm

10. [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_Gnome_Liberation_Front"]To set them free in the forest[/url]