Spammers Unanimous

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:07 am

Does telling someone to stop lurking ever work?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:29 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Does telling someone to stop lurking ever work?

[/QUOTE]
Well, sometimes... :laugh::devil:

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:15 am

[QUOTE=Kipi]Hmmm... Nano should be here already, since he has already logged to msn some time ago...[/QUOTE]

Doesn't he have school? Maybe he went on MSN at lunchtime... I sometimes do.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:37 am

I just haven't been posting in SYM, I've been sorting out this DnD business all morning.

I'm not really lurking, it just logs me out after a while, and I'm not very active since I'm reading and such.

Rav told me Kipi wanted to join so I looked.

Anyway...it's a bank holiday.

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:56 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]I just haven't been posting in SYM, I've been sorting out this DnD business all morning.

I'm not really lurking, it just logs me out after a while, and I'm not very active since I'm reading and such.

Rav told me Kipi wanted to join so I looked.

Anyway...it's a bank holiday.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah! Not up here though - we get 2nd Jan though. I'm still on study leave for a week.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:57 am

[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]Oh yeah! Not up here though - we get 2nd Jan though. I'm still on study leave for a week.[/QUOTE]

Tis a holiday here, Greg.

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:59 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]

Tis a holiday here, Greg.[/QUOTE]

Really? *Runs to check* It isn't up here

Not that it matters to me...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:14 am

You don't have a bank holiday in your part of Scotland, even though the rest of the country does? :laugh:

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:56 pm

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* Service provided may not be completely new...at all.
** Service may not actually treat ailments.
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**** Availability subject to the decision of honking mongooses.
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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:58 pm

*brings in a honking mongoose (TM)*
Curses...the magic TM does not work here...

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:08 pm

Spammers have been found to wet themselves when left trapped with 2mm of movement space for 7 day.

This is to be considered unnacceptable behaviour, and must be treated with the new SpamShock 6500.

Apply for your SpamShock 6500 today!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:09 pm

......What does it cost?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:12 pm

A scraping from your brain.

Taken with a rusty dike.

Masa · Post by **Masa** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:49 am

Hey, hey, hey what's going on? Is this thread for spamming or to help people get rid of spamming? If it is then it suits me. Now where do I sign up?

Lonewolf · Post by **Lonewolf** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:01 am

Hello My Name Is Lonewolf And I Have A Spamming Addiction

The Only Problem Is That I Dont Know What It Is

Also i Have 1 Question Can We Give You Half our Soul In Case We Are Not Fully Satisfied With The Treatment? In Any Case I Have Already Attached Half My Soul

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:41 am

Very good, half a soul is better than all these IOUs...

With just five sessions in the Sharp and Spikey Chamber, two sessions in the Cold and Instrusive Chamber, fifteen sessions in the Little Toy Hammer Chamber, and four sessions in the OH MY GOD! IS THAT BLOOD?! Chamber and you'll be on your way to step two.

Spammers Unanimous cannot be held accountable for any serious physical injury, deep psychological scarring, loss of sleep or feelings of inadequecy you may experience or receive while using our services.

Masa · Post by **Masa** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:56 am

Oh right the soul thing's gonna be a bit tricky, Do you take soul music?
*loads the jar with Ben E. King's "Stand by Me"*
There you go.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:59 am

I'm sorry, too many people have tried to give us Terry Pratchett books in payment already.

Masa · Post by **Masa** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:09 am

What are discriminating ghosts now, ok I'll make sure Ghost Rights Association
is going to hear about this.

We're gonna sue your ass for this.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:13 am

Sir, you cannot sue us over matters of payment, our employee's manual clearly tell us that ghosts have souls.