Your wish is granted

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:28 pm

Wish granted. Life is now easier. For eeeeeeveryone. Now, it is easy for a person to do whatever they want, which does include you, but also annoys the hell out of you, because it's easy for everyone to use you for their own purposes. Since life is easy, they all know they can get away with it, and since life is easy, you think you can get away with it, as well. But you never do.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:30 pm

I wish Chim would make a wish

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:32 pm

Wish granted.

Chim makes a wish, but it horribly offends you, and you stop coming to SYM.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:32 pm

Chim does make a wish, but it's a doozy which, when granted, makes him absolute god-like ruler of the world. Civil liberties decline, law after harsh bitter law is enacted, and the streets of the world are patrolled by armed soldiers. But crime is at an all-time low.

seejai · Post by **seejai** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:37 pm

i wish there was uh.... world peace

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:39 pm

Wish granted.

Everyone becomes a vegetable, and so there is peace on earth.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:41 pm

Granted. Peace reigns throughout the world, under the benevolent leadership of Chim. Weapons of war--except those under government control, of course--are destroyed. There is no war, no needless death, no exorbitant amount of suffering. There is peace... peace of the gun.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:01 pm

I wish I did not live under Pax Qasama

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:12 pm

Your wish is granted, you now live under a bridge, sticking up teenagers for money.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:28 pm

I wish there may be no goats tripetty tropping across my bridge

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:32 pm

Granted, they now tripetty trop under your bridge. (Except me of course, I fly right over it)

Oh I wish, I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. :sings:

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:32 pm

Your wish is granted! Hippy protestors take up your bridge as their home, and your income dwindles.

Granted! You are now a sausage, and will soon be eaten.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:37 pm

I wish Rav was here.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:40 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]I wish Rav was here.

[/QUOTE]

Granted! An inflatable Ravager has been sent from our "stores".

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:41 pm

Granted, the spam flows so heavily that you cant get a post in edgwise with Rav conversation with himself.

I wish I didnt kill every computer I touched.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:42 pm

Your wish is granted. But the script has been subject to some minor modifications and for his protection you can no longer perceive him. You will just have to trust that he is here and be happy with that knowledge

I wish my music did not annoy the neighbours

Too slow. I withdraw

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:43 pm

[quote="Phred the Billy Goat]
I wish I didnt kill every computer I touched.[/quote"]

Granted, you build a relationship with your computer, and after several upgrades begin a romance with it. Uunfortunately, you're always taking it, and your backside becomes heavily disfigured due to the non-gentle nature of machines.

Siberys · Post by **Siberys** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:20 pm

>>>I wish my music did not annoy the neighbours

Wish granted, you now no longer annoy your neighbors with your music as you listen to whatever garbage they would normally call music, and live happily ever after.

I wish I could kick ass for the lord!

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:45 pm

[QUOTE=Siberys]I wish I could kick ass for the lord![/QUOTE]
Granted. You begin walking around kicking every ass you find while proclaiming the virtues of the Lord at the top of your lungs. The Church disavows you and you are locked up by the State. When you finally die, a shriveled old man with several bruised toes, you stand before the Lord. He quietly explains that his message was to be one of peace, not forced conversion or brutality. With a deep sigh and a tear welling in his eye, he pulls a chain and you burn forever.
Ouch, I didn't think it was going there when I started.

I wish Damuna would realize the point of this thread and post wish grants only if he has a wish to make at the same time and not in a double-post.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:23 am

[QUOTE=Darzog]I wish Damuna would realize the point of this thread and post wish grants only if he has a wish to make at the same time and not in a double-post.[/QUOTE]
Wish granted. Damnu starts making wishes, all of them involving Damnu's desire for a "relationship" with Rav, in various poses even action figures can't achieve.

I guess he's a contortionist now.

I wish I could wake up in the morning actually feeling awake and energized.