Spammers Unanimous

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:47 am

[QUOTE=Lonewolf]How does 10 bucks sound? Note : I Dont take no for an answer

:laugh:[/QUOTE]
How about an "I don't think so" then?

Dragon Reborn · Post by **Dragon Reborn** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:01 am

or, if you dont want to risk permanent horrible scarring for life or even death you could hire me!

I can rip into shreads,*burn,**eat,***and just generaly destroy**** all your enemies***** for the low,low,price****** of: a small pile of gold,sliver,gems,and other shiny things about 30lbs. in weight*******

*shreads my auctually be chunks
**may casue horrible scarring or even death
***only avaible on organic targets
****may destroy everything in vincinity also
*****may not auctually end up being your enemies
******compared to asking your soul
*******ask rav for real measurments

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:41 pm

So....violent...

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:16 am

Here at Spammers Unanimous, we have also found a cure* for violence.

That's right, only one** asterix this time.

* Loss of life, motor control, sex drive, ambition, hearing, taste, will to live and bladder weakness are all common side effects of this treatment*.
** This may be misinformation.
*** In name only.

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:23 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Here at Spammers Unanimous, we have also found a cure* for violence.

That's right, only one** asterix this time.

* Loss of life, motor control, sex drive, ambition, hearing, taste, will to live and bladder weakness are all common side effects of this treatment*.
** This may be misinformation.
*** In name only.[/QUOTE]

Do we have to pay for the vial of violence cure too?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:27 am

Well, I suppose you could mug him.........

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:35 am

Attack and run...I like it.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:39 am

Are you sure you are really ready to give up violence, though? It takes will power as well as the "cure", I hear.....

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:42 am

Yeah, being a dragon and all, and then losing the ability to be violent? Kinda sucky. Screw the violence cure! Let's destroy!! :mischief:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:44 am

What this we, kimosabe?

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:56 am

Uhm...yes...?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:58 am

Well you can't expect me to get involved in mindless destruction, now can you?

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:11 pm

Well...no. But, what about carefully planned destruction?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:15 pm

Er....I think there are a number of people who could help you with that. I am not one of them, however

Try Demortis

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:01 pm

spam... its whats for dinner.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:04 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Are you sure you are really ready to give up violence, though? It takes will power as well as the "cure", I hear.....

[/QUOTE]

Give up violence? Next thing we'll be asked to give up is sex and drugs...

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:06 pm

outrageous

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:09 pm

Flabbergasting.

It's simply shocking.

So how about it? 45 Banshees per treatment.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:12 pm

argh banshees? new currencies were handed out while i was away? BS

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:15 pm

Read [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/europe-get-rid-euro-get-78042.html#post872251"]this[/url].