For the dazed and confused (Spammy goodness encouraged)

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:31 am

:laugh:

Yeah, I guess that could look like another kind of training regiment.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:33 am

fable wrote:The accent's important, Luis! Remember, you're expressing confusion in the face of confusion, the better to become one with it. This mantra isn't about becoming empty. It's about becoming dazed.

That is deep, brother, deep. Let us humble ourselves with another Mantra to become dazed:

The BAH.

One, two, three, positions:

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
(Breathe in!)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:36 am

Well, if you really wanted to do a sheep impression, Luis....why didn't you say?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:37 am

Ravager wrote:Well, if you really wanted to do a sheep impression, Luis....why didn't you say?

Psst! You'll make all of them go away!

Baaaaaaaaah...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:43 am

I do that just by appearing, though....

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:45 am

Who has disappeared by appearing?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:46 am

A zombie! That's what zombies do!!!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:46 am

Juniper wrote:Who has disappeared by appearing?

Mr Randi does!!!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:48 am

Luis Antonio wrote:Mr Randi does!!!

Mr. Randi is a zombie??? :laugh: :speech:

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:51 am

Juniper wrote:Mr. Randi is a zombie??? :laugh: :speech:

Not that I know. Last I heard he was a science elemental.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:52 am

But Mr. Randi wasn't in Scary Movie 4....

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:56 am

Mr. Randi isn't a nice guy, I'm afraid that at one point he has to be killed.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:57 am

Gunofgod wrote:Mr. Randi isn't a nice guy, I'm afraid that at one point he has to be killed.

make sure you have your helmet strapped on tight.....

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:57 am

Ravager wrote:But Mr. Randi wasn't in Scary Movie 4....

He's the kid who is kidnapped in The Chainsaw Massacre... did you know?

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:18 am

Do tightly strapped helmets prevent unwanted pregnancies?

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:18 am

Darzog wrote:Do tightly strapped helmets prevent unwanted pregnancies?

In regards to GoG? I'm almost certain :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:19 am

Nope, that's buzzing mosquitos...

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:21 am

*teaches Juni's hampster to suck eggs*

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:21 am

Buzzing mosquitoes prevent unwanted pregnancies?

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:23 am

Gunofgod wrote:*teaches Juni's hampster to suck eggs*

Hands off my hampster buddy! :speech:

*pushes helmet down of GoGs eyes and gives it a good SMACK*