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1. Maximum effort conservation.

Top ten reasons to watch the BBC while drunk.

10. It's fricking awesome.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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9. because watching it sober is painful :p
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8. Cause drunk people need something to pass out to! :D
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7. you live in Scotland...because if your not drunk yet...then you sure as hell ain't watching TV
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6. it might make sense then
i'm breakin through i'm bending spoons i'm keepin flowers in full bloom i'm lookin for answers from the great beyond
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5. Because it has a good programme on?

4. For the American's benefit who seem to find British accents all that more amusing while drunk... :p
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3. Because its the only channel Monty Python is on anymore...and hes even funnyer if your drunk :p
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Ahem, to lighten the mood around here I will bump a fun thread!

2. Because Benny Hill is hilarious!
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1. Because news are so boring sober?

Ten most memorable quotes(keep them short)
10. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
9. "The understanding of atomic physics is child's play, compared with the understanding of child's play."
"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating."
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8. "Elvis was heavy metal before heavy metal was heavy metal"


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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift :D [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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7) We are all going to hell... I'm just trying to get the best seat :D :devil:
"As we all know, holy men were born during Christmas...
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
- Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish
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6. Don't go there, girlfriend!
Not Stephen Colbert.
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Nipple :D
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