Policy, Policy, What Is My New Policy? (Whining Will Be Met With Strict Discipline)

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:06 am

fable wrote:Now, that's just perverted.

I wasn't clear enough, above. I'm not suggesting Aegis employs sauce while fish slapping. That would be silly. No, I'm suggesting Aegis sleeps in fish sauce. At least, that's what the rumors say. It would help explain a lot.

For that, I would use a nice white sauce....

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:16 am

Aegis wrote:For that, I would use a nice white sauce....

With a light red wine? Wait a minute--are you actually admitting you sleep in a fish sauce? And a tartar one, at that?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:44 pm

fable wrote:With a light red wine? Wait a minute--are you actually admitting you sleep in a fish sauce? And a tartar one, at that?

I admit nothing. Your own mind takes you to places where no sane man would dare tread...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:04 pm

Aegis wrote:Your own mind takes you to places where no sane man would dare tread...

Your point?

Speaking out of curiosity, do you have to practice fish slapping? I mean, is it something you work at to get just right, or is it more of a nature (vs nurture) kind of thing, an inherited trait rather than a skill? Do you find fish slapping requires no work at all, or did you study to become the best fish slapper you could?

And are you training other fish slappers, too?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:17 pm

fable wrote:Your point?

Speaking out of curiosity, do you have to practice fish slapping? I mean, is it something you work at to get just right, or is it more of a nature (vs nurture) kind of thing, an inherited trait rather than a skill? Do you find fish slapping requires no work at all, or did you study to become the best fish slapper you could?

And are you training other fish slappers, too?

It appears to my vastly superior intellect that you attempting a subtle, yet failing, gambit to gather the secrets of the fishy techniques! Never shall I relinquish such secrets!

SLAP

Begone with you!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:36 pm

Aegis wrote:It appears to my vastly superior intellect that you attempting a subtle, yet failing, gambit to gather the secrets of the fishy techniques! Never shall I relinquish such secrets!

SLAP

Begone with you!

Gah! I have been fish slapped!

And by a sturgeon-wielding Canadian, at that!

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:43 pm

I find your fish to be lacklustre and generally inferior, I give your fish-slapping skills a D-!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:03 pm

fable wrote:Gah! I have been fish slapped!

And by a sturgeon-wielding Canadian, at that!

Is it just Aegis or the fact that he's Canadian?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:33 pm

dragon wench wrote:Is it just Aegis or the fact that he's Canadian?

It's Aegis, a Canadian, and a sturgeon. With a combination like that, we US types could soon be singing O Canada.

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:43 pm

fable wrote: we US types could soon be singing O Canada.

has it really come to that?!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:02 pm

@Fable and Slade...
That could be serious. I mean, as far as national anthems go, "O Canada" is about as inspiring as The Barney Song

*pictures Aegis and said sturgeon singing in chorus, I love you, you love me...*

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:45 pm

dragon wench wrote:I love you, you love me...*

DW:laugh: ....uh how much therapy did you need to get after hearing that song just once

....*shudders*

no song for me.....Ill take my fish slap thank you...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:19 pm

slade wrote:DW:laugh: ....uh how much therapy did you need to get after hearing that song just once ....*shudders*

no song for me.....Ill take my fish slap thank you...

SLAP

Ask and ye shall receive insolent one!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:55 pm

dragon wench wrote:@Fable and Slade...
That could be serious. I mean, as far as national anthems go, "O Canada" is about as inspiring as The Barney Song

You forget: down south, here, we have The Star Spangled Banner, which makes The Barney Song sound like The Marseillaise.

SLAP

Ask and ye shall receive insolent one!

Well, that's two of us that belong among the slapped. Who will be next to join the victims of the mad, sturgeon-wielding Canadian?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:02 pm

fable wrote:You forget: down south, here, we have The Star Spangled Banner, which makes The Barney Song sound like The Marseillaise.

Well, that's two of us that belong among the slapped. Who will be next to join the victims of the mad, sturgeon-wielding Canadian?

*shudders* I'd forgotten about that... but you do have a point there. Though isn't The Star Spangled Banner sang to the tune of an old drinking song? That has to redeem it at least slightly.

Or, maybe I'm thinking of another song...

Don't encourage him. Aegis' sturgeon is enough out of control already :speech:

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:25 pm

Though our national anthem is sung to the tune of an old English drinking shanty, that does not redeem it at all. It butchered a rather decent drinking song... one has to assume that any song sung whilst drunk is decent.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:56 pm

Chimaera182 wrote:Though our national anthem is sung to the tune of an old English drinking shanty, that does not redeem it at all. It butchered a rather decent drinking song... one has to assume that any song sung whilst drunk is decent.

So simple, any time you need to sing the Star Spangled Banner, get drunk first, problem solved

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:12 pm

dragon wench wrote:So simple, any time you need to sing the Star Spangled Banner, get drunk first, problem solved

Or have to listen to it. And if we did that, what with the number of times the fanatics are throwing it about, these days, we might as well retreat into a bathtub of tequilla.

Which wouldn't be too bad, except I can't imagine wanting to bath with a worm.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:22 pm

fable wrote:Or have to listen to it. And if we did that, what with the number of times the fanatics are throwing it about, these days, we might as well retreat into a bathtub of tequilla.

Maybe you could just drown the fanatics in it instead. Though that would be a waste of booze...
There are some good tequillas out there...Hmmm..maybe drown them all in a large vat of Coors Light instead?

Which wouldn't be too bad, except I can't imagine wanting to bath with a worm.

Oh... the things I could do with that comment

But, seeing as I'm attempting good behaviour, I won't

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:27 pm

dragon wench wrote:Maybe you could just drown the fanatics in it instead. Though that would be a waste of booze...
There are some good tequillas out there...Hmmm..maybe drown them all in a large vat of Coors Light instead?

Considering the politics and boorishness of the current ruler of the Coors Corporation, I suspect they'd thrive. Sad to say.

Oh... the things I could do with that comment But, seeing as I'm attempting good behaviour, I won't

Sh-eeyah, riiiight!