The Gull's Roost Tavern and Inn

Grizz · Post by **Grizz** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:25 pm

@Tanita: Seeing you are a skilled thief, maybe you can get the guy's shirts to vanish?

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You really dont want to see me without a shirt on. The name Chewbacca springs to mind.

*Steps up to the mic and starts singing " Im a little teapot short and stout......."

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:00 pm

All these horrible songs now bouncing in my head.... Ahhhh

Barperson quick bring me more alcohol, I've got to forget them. (or at least get so drunk I can sing them

)

Could be worse, I had the theme song from Skippy in my head last week

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:01 pm

Xandax wrote:I don't dance to "I'm to Sexy"..... only "Yellow's Oh Yeah" :laugh:

As long as the clothes keep coming off, I'm pretty happy with the music

But Last Christmas is truely annoying, and it is mainstay on almost every single christmas compliation released every year and played over and over and over and over and over and.... well...

That's one reason why I never listen to the radio - especially not in christmas times!

Grizz] You really dont want to see me without a shirt on. The name Chewbacca springs to mind. [/quote wrote:
What is a Chewbacca? Sounds like some kind of rodent

If you aren't good without a shirt on, I can always inspect your butt instead Some fresh male beauty is always appreciated here!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:41 pm

@Grizz,
welcome to the pub

@CE,

[url="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://kimskorner.zed1.net/albums/Answers/chewbacca.jpg&imgrefurl=http://kimskorner.zed1.net/gallery/Answers/chewbacca&h=304&w=376&sz=13&hl=en&start=12&tbnid=CboY5JvIz6BGNM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=122&prev=/images%3Fq%3DChewbacca%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dopera%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN"]Chewbacca[/url] is a character out of Starwars.

I hope you don't find body hair off putting.... :laugh:

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:16 pm

[QUOTE=Grizz]You really dont want to see me without a shirt on. The name Chewbacca springs to mind.[/QUOTE]Grizz, have you met Bloodstalker yet? You two should get together some time and compare..... notes....

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:21 pm

Thickness of notes, or length of notes.

Please make a note of this. It's probably the only time you'll catch me engaging in trite sexual innuendos.

Must be the atmosphere. What's that in the air?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:25 pm

[QUOTE=Fable]Thickness of notes, or length of notes.

Please make a note of this. It's probably the only time you'll catch me engaging in trite sexual innuendos.

Must be the atmosphere. What's that in the air?[/QUOTE]

LMAO! Quoting for posterity

Hmmm... I can't think of anything being in the air. Although, since this pub is directly beside the ocean...there *are* oysters on the menu. Maybe they're managing to broadcast something

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:28 pm

dragon wench wrote:LMAO! Quoting for posterity

Hmmm... I can't think of anything being in the air. Although, since this pub is directly beside the ocean...there *are* oysters on the menu. Maybe they're managing to broadcast something

You should put condoms on those things. Who knows where they've been?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:30 pm

fable wrote:You should put condoms on those things. Who knows where they've been?

I don't like to adulterate oysters though. The best way to enjoy them is raw and on the half shell, anything else detracts from that taste of fresh ocean brine

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:33 pm

dragon wench wrote:I don't like to adulterate oysters though. The best way to enjoy them is raw and on the half shell, anything else detracts from that taste of fresh ocean brine

Are you trying to prompt me to another terrible innuendo, this time involving salty flavor? Because I won't subcumb, I tell, I won't!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:36 pm

fable wrote:Are you trying to prompt me to another terrible innuendo, this time involving salty flavor? Because I won't subcumb, I tell, I won't!

Who?
Moi?

I have to say, your resolve is admirable. BS could probably learn a few things perched by your feet

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:37 pm

dragon wench wrote:Who?
Moi?

I have to say, your resolve is admirable. BS could probably learn a few things perched by your feet

Given the way he inhales alcohol, that's the only position possible.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:40 pm

* The cleric in rags appears to consider the proposition of having a bar tab. Obviously the serving wench is unaware of the vow of extreme poverty that his order undertakes, and the sad fact the provision of bunnies to numerous members of the community has already left him utterly bankrupt. Still, unless the enforcement options are particularily vicious... *

Barkeep! I'll have a pint of Brandy and drinks for all!

*Indicates the assembled throng.*

Can someone please stop that infernal machine!?

*Attempts to block his ears, ands starts looking for a large blunt object.* - Curdis !

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:42 pm

fable wrote:Given the way he inhales alcohol, that's the only position possible.

Good point, he's probably incapable of standing

Or... I could just see it..

*Fable holding up bottle of Turkey..BS looking up with big, imploring eyes*

Sorry, that was the image that came to mind, must be the cold drugs I'm on

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:48 pm

Curdis wrote:* The cleric in rags appears to consider the proposition of having a bar tab. Obviously the serving wench is unaware of the vow of extreme poverty that his order undertakes, and the sad fact the provision of bunnies to numerous members of the community has already left him utterly bankrupt. Still, unless the enforcement options are particularily vicious... *

Barkeep! I'll have a pint of Brandy and drinks for all!

*Indicates the assembled throng.*

Can someone please stop that infernal machine!?

*Attempts to block his ears, ands starts looking for a large blunt object.* - Curdis !

*Considers the fact that the cleric in rags could have been more restrained in his generous donations of bunnies. But, feeling in a charitable mood herself, decides to provide drinks on the house, including the provision of brandy in pint-sized mugs*

*flicks off machine and motions to band that breaktime is over*

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:04 pm

dragon wench wrote:Good point, he's probably incapable of standing
Or... I could just see it..

*Fable holding up bottle of Turkey..BS looking up with big, imploring eyes*

Sorry, that was the image that came to mind, must be the cold drugs I'm on

What cold meds are you on?

Grizz · Post by **Grizz** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:31 pm

Gwalchmai wrote:Grizz, have you met Bloodstalker yet? You two should get together some time and compare..... notes....

Nope cant say I have met him yet. Cant really say that Ive met very many at all. But if he's like me and can braid his back hair into corn rows........

*slams another shot of Yeigermeister*

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:53 pm

*Breathes a sigh of relief as the Karaoke Machine from Hell is shut down.*

Thank you fair wench!

*Wanders over to a quiet table and starts drinking brandy.*

o 0 (Tastes bad! Why do people drink it so much?)

*Looks about for sin to decry.* - Curdis !

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:05 pm

fable wrote:What cold meds are you on?

Medicated hot lemon and chlortripolon

Well, plus vitamins and echinacea (though I don't think they are causing the problems in question

)

All I know is that I must be sick, because I had a two hour nap this afternoon. Normally I *never* sleep during the day.

@Curdis...
Hmm...speaking of brandy... A hot brandy toddy might be in order too

Sin !?! Really, there's no sin here...
Unless you count Fable's leather trenchcoat....

Grizz wrote:Nope cant say I have met him yet. Cant really say that Ive met very many at all. But if he's like me and can braid his back hair into corn rows........

*slams another shot of Yeigermeister*

Well, if you haven't met many at all, please allow me to welcome you to SYM !

Erm.... *offers Grizz some Neat on the house*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:39 pm

Rumors about my body hair are greatly exagerated. I shaved in 1997. I remember distinctly, because I gave the shavings to my grandmother who made me a wonderful winter coat.

Any other rumors circulating, well, it's hit or miss.