Most Appealing Stat. In a Woman?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:01 am

Vix: LOL, that's just what I was typing

I mean 36 WHAT? Maybe...men don't understand the world of bras?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:02 am

Well if we are in thoese terms of a woman, for me I would say:

Intelligence: Need to be at least on my page int. wise, so you are able to talk/discuss subjects like politics, art, sience etc.

Wisdom: For me, much like intelligence.

Dexterity: I like sports (playing sports, not watching) it would be cool, if you could play sports with a girlfriend/wife.

Charisma: Here I mean charm, not looks.
(sounds kind of cliche-like, but hey - I don't care if people don't belive me - I know

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Constitution and strenght: well, dosen't matter much.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:04 am

Originally posted by vixen:
Oh SS, did they never tell you that its cup size that matters not back size? You could end up with a 50'' double A if you're not careful.

ROFLMAO

I am in the computer room at my University and having problem containing my giggles. A student sitting opposite of me surely thinks I am strange....

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:04 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Eminem: Out of curiosity, what characteristics in a woman do you consider to be 'feminist' like?

*Hopes everyone noticed her restraint*

Feminists? Let me see...

ST: 18/00
DX: 9
CN: 19
IN: 0
WS: -10
CH: -20

No. appearing: Varies, depends what they're protesting about this time. Usually 1000-2000 around the Washington Mall or Democratic fundraiser, though the press may inflate the turnout by 1000%
Race: Any half-orc
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (isn't this the alignment for maniacs?)
Profiencies: Grandmastery at heckling others

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(Just Kidding!)

Shadowstrider · Post by **Shadowstrider** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:07 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Vix: LOL, that's just what I was typing I mean 36 WHAT? Maybe...men don't understand the world of bras?

I was leaving it open...i myself like the b-c cup range...

if you read to far into my immature humor, you'll never laugh.

Instead of adding as little as possible should I be as counterproductive as possible?

[male chauvanist(spelled wrong I know) pig] A women needs to cook, clean and pump out them babies. She needs to have sex when I want it. If she dares to refuse I'll beat her and then leave her with my 16 children[/male chauvanist pig]

Actually I have a poem somewhere called "my wife." I'll try and find it.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:10 am

Originally posted by Shadowstrider:
I was leaving it open...i myself like the b-c cup range...

if you read to far into my immature humor, you'll never laugh.

Instead of adding as little as possible should I be as counterproductive as possible?

[male chauvanist(spelled wrong I know) pig] A women needs to cook, clean and pump out them babies. She needs to have sex when I want it. If she dares to refuse I'll beat her and then leave her with my 16 children[/male chauvanist pig]

Actually I have a poem somewhere called "my wife." I'll try and find it.

That's a good way of getting flamed and stomped on. with those comments.

Shadowstrider · Post by **Shadowstrider** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:14 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
That's a good way of getting flamed and stomped on. with those comments.

I had the male chauvanist pig tags on...it's like diplomatic immunity =)

BTW-it was a joke.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:15 am

SS- I like the idea of the poem. Try hard to find it and post it- you night restore my faith in men.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:16 am

I know, so was I.

But, you have to be careful, women can just go off. *snaps fingers* Just like that.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:17 am

@ EMINEM..That's exactly what I would expect from some one who'd name themselves after a mysogynistic, no talent bum. Did you get someone to spell and type for you?

j/k too

On a semiserious note, I think lumping all "feminists " together is short sighted. Not all are the man hating rabid people you implied.

@ Shadow..

Brat..

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:21 am

T'lainya: Agreed

Thank you for joining

I've been holding my tongue, trying to show restraint

Darkpoet: And, that sweetie, is why you always get your @ss kicked

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:23 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
T'lainya: Agreed Thank you for joining

I've been holding my tongue, trying to show restraint

Darkpoet: And, that sweetie, is why you always get your @ss kicked

Promises, promises. *blows a kiss to Vivien*

Shadowstrider · Post by **Shadowstrider** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:24 am

well actualy the poem is written by a women...but i cannot find it =/

The only poetry book I can find here is sound and sense and it definatly isn't in there.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:35 am

Darkpoet: You won't trick me that way

Teaching me not to believe Waverly when he seems to want a 'punishment' was maybe not very wise of you....

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:39 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Darkpoet: You won't trick me that way Teaching me not to believe Waverly when he seems to want a 'punishment' was maybe not very wise of you....

You got me there. I guess my intelligence is not showing.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:43 am

Originally posted by EMINEM:

Feminists? Let me see...

ST: 18/00
DX: 9
CN: 19
IN: 0
WS: -10
CH: -20

No. appearing: Varies, depends what they're protesting about this time. Usually 1000-2000 around the Washington Mall or Democratic fundraiser, though the press may inflate the turnout by 1000%
Race: Any half-orc
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (isn't this the alignment for maniacs?)
Profiencies: Grandmastery at heckling others

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(Just Kidding!)

I see you have meet my ex.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:44 am

Weasel: And you loved every second of it?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:44 am

Originally posted by Weasel:

I see you have meet my ex.

Wasn't she the one you called baracuda?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:48 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Weasel: And you loved every second of it?

Well the rack wasn't that bad.....but the daily beatings was too much

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon May 07, 2001 12:42 pm

2Weasel:

Shall I send this page to someone special in Brewton ?

As most men will agree with me, the two most important things in a woman/female partner are:

1. the ability to appreciate the time we men spend in the arms of other women: this is just to improve our sexual skills for the sake of the housewive!

2.the ability to completely disappear out of the ex-husband's life after divorce: no alimentation or splitting of the property!