Your wish is granted

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:33 am

How did this nice little thread ever got forgotten?

Chimaera182 wrote:Granted. Rav's in back, putting on the dress and lipstick.

I wish MTV hadn't cancelled Daria.

Granted, Daria continued and in fact became a little bit better again with every season. It soon reached it's peak and became inmensely popular, spawning a huge marketing branch of lunch boxes, theme parks, loads of toy figures, sing-a-long video's, bumper stickers, fish sticks, a major motion picture, four sequels, a fast food chain and even an aeroplane. You soon got very sick of Daria.

I wish I had a more stylish wardrobe

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:06 pm

TheAmazingOopah wrote:Granted, Daria continued and in fact became a little bit better again with every season. It soon reached it's peak and became inmensely popular, spawning a huge marketing branch of lunch boxes, theme parks, loads of toy figures, sing-a-long video's, bumper stickers, fish sticks, a major motion picture, four sequels, a fast food chain and even an aeroplane. You soon got very sick of Daria.

You are positively evil.

Nice job.

Wish granted. You are now gay.

I wish I didn't have a sleeping disorder.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:48 am

Chimaera182 wrote: You are positively evil. Nice job.

Just granting wishes here

Chimaera182 wrote:I wish I didn't have a sleeping disorder.

Granted, you fall into a coma.

I wish I had an XXL sandwich with only tomato, cucumber, lettuce, pickles and cheese.

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:13 am

You are thrown into jail with two inmates named Big Mac and Hot Dawg, you are unfortunate enough to experience their "XXL sandwhich" complete with all condiments.
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I wish for my government to lower tax.

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:31 pm

[QUOTE=Deadalready]I wish for my government to lower tax.[/QUOTE]
Wish Granted. You tell the government to lower taxes and it does. The government lowers taxes far too much based on your wish, and as a result it creates such huge debt that the government collapses. You are later killed by fanatical, now unemployed, government employee.

I wish all the hot women in the world would like me.

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:03 am

All the over heated women in the world now find you irresistable, because you are now a cold glass of water.

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I wish for my family to be immune to disease and infection.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:23 am

Your wish is granted! Since the wish only concerned your family and not yourself, all the diseases that would have stroke your family will strike you...
You end up dying with great pain... :devil:

I wish my military service would end today...

shana · Post by **shana** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:38 am

Granted, your military service ends due to a serious toe infection. Your parents frame the commemerative flag they receive. Rest In Peace!!

I wish it weren't so depressing to read back through this thread!!

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:17 am

shana wrote:Granted, your military service ends due to a serious toe infection. Your parents frame the commemerative flag they receive. Rest In Peace!!

I wish it weren't so depressing to read back through this thread!!

What do you mean by "so depressing???

Your wish is granted! It becomes so hilarious, that you can't do anything else than laugh. This leads to the point where you have laughed too much, and thus nothing amuses you and you can't laugh at anything anymore. NOW you are depressed...

I wis I had better computer...

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:36 am

Kipi wrote: I wis I had better computer...

Granted. *Tosses a BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle) at Kipi* Now go rob any computer store with this and get your dream computer. :laugh:

I wish that I can play a World War 2 shooter set in the Pacific Theater instead of the European Theather most common in any World War 2 shooter.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:42 am

Your wish is granted...
After playing few hours (about half-way through the game) it breaks down your computer, and any computer you try to play it with...

I wish I had a gun (not that BAR you threw to me...)

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:39 am

You have been conscripted into the army, into to Iraq for you.

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I wish have a pantry constantly full of food I want to eat.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:49 am

Deadalready wrote:I wish have a pantry constantly full of food I want to eat.

Granted. All of a sudden your fridge and pantry are full of your favourite foods. You go on a mad and uncontrolled eating binge and become severely ill as a result.

I wish...
...I could instantaneously teleport myself to anywhere I wanted to be.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:15 pm

Deadalready wrote:You have been conscripted into the army, into to Iraq for you.

Otherwise that would have been good backstrike, but I'm already in army...

dragon wench wrote:I wish...
...I could instantaneously teleport myself to anywhere I wanted to be.

Granted! You decide to make a visit to your old friend, and teleport there. Bad luck that they have changed the place of furniture since your last visit, and so you teleport to the place occupied by statue, and thus you are trapped inside that statue, never able to get out...

I wish I could play Half Life 2 with my computer...

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:20 pm

Granted, now devoid of other functions your computer can ONLY play Half Life.

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I wish for religeon to be made illegal

Faberge · Post by **Faberge** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:41 am

Your wish is granted. All forms of religion have now been made illegal.

Because of this, science was no longer restricted by the strict moral and ethical codes and began to develop in an outstanding speed. In twelve years the mankind had for the first time in its history been all united and begun supporting the same goals. And after measly fifty years man had discovered all the secrets of the universe.

The cultural and linguistic differences had not been disappeared among man, but instead encouraged and supported. An average human being can learn easily about four languages if being predisposed to four languages at very young age. It worked and if two total strangers were to meet there was a 81 per cent possibility for them to understand a same language and an almost 100 per cent possibility for a third person to act as an interpreter if something like that were to happen.

Naturally the vacuum created by the lack of religion was soon filled with new values. Logicality and rational thinking became the new moral backbone. However, the modern man had changed from what it had been in the past. Even with all the new luxuries and freedom, the man remained lonely and sometimes even slightly depressed about it. But thinking logically it was not a high price to pay from, please excuse my religious statement, a newly found Garden of Eden.

So it was clear that life was good, but there was nothing to find and research in the area of science. Then one of your every Tom, Dick and Harry became interested in the old forms arts and was curious to know for example; what a painting meant, and not what made it look good or pretty. He hadn’t been the first one to study that area, but he was the first to start a fuss about it. He rose to a balcony and held a book highly in his hand and started to talk to the people in the streets. The people found it humorous.

As the time passed, others started to proclaim in a similar way. It was perhaps little bit different than it was with the one next to, but people begun to listen. This all was something new to them, exiting and it even sounded slightly dangerous. In time people begun call themselves with silly names and looked down upon those who called themselves with other names. It didn’t take long before there were conflicts, at start it was about a rate of once in a year. Things got out of the hands before anyone could have humanly expected. There was no wars with high tech-weapons, people practically used sticks and rocks to annihilate the opposing side. Until it was clear that only one side of religious opinions remained, the last human being stood in the beach rejoining his victory and watched as the sun went down.

About 220 million years later a new intelligent and dominating race had emerged. The world wasn’t all that different from what it had been in the past and this new race too dug the ground to find relics of the past life. It had long knew of the downfall of man and how it had happen, but the reason was still unclear; why it had happened, why did the universe’s most advanced specie destroy itself? The real answer was never found and various theories kept blooming about the subject. Then on the first day of December, old human calendar, another your average intelligent creature was doing an excavation and stumbled upon a well preserved book. It didn’t look all that important; it just had black covers and a golden cross.

I wish I had an avatar.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:09 am

Granted! Your new avatar is against the rules, so you are banished from GameBanshee for ever.

I wish I was able to speak every language...

btw, nice text Faberge

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:06 am

Granted, might I suggest next time you wish to additionally understand the dialoge that's coming out of your mouth?

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I wish for absolute control over time.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:25 am

Granted! You have now full control of time...
But, as gaining this ability you lose all controll of yourself, your senses, body, mind... you just know what time it is and you are able to change it. Eventually, you turn invisible, you don't feel hunger, tiredness nor thirst. No pain, nothing. You in way cease to exists...

I wish I had some more Vodka...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:39 am

Kipi wrote: I wish I had some more Vodka...

Granted. 1000 large crates of Stolichnaya mysteriously arrive on your doorstep. However, all of your neighbours reach the crates before you do, and they threaten to beat you to a bloody pulp if you don't share. Reluctantly you spread the wealth and as day becomes evening, everyone gets increasingly inebriated, by the early morning hours the event has turned into an entire street party.... the only problem is that the police are in a less than festive mood, and so they round everyone up and throw them in jail.... While in jail you contract food poisoning.... The effects of the food poisoning combine with the large volume of vodka you have consumed.. and you spend an extremely miserable few days rarely leaving the porcelain altar.

I wish I did not have a tendency to freeze up during occasions like job interviews