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Chimaera182 wrote:Did you tell this story before? I remember hearing this before. :confused:

Frankly, I think that if he turned colors, he wasn't just thinking about his body size at that point; that was something even more specific. :laugh:
I might have... Must be old age kicking in, I'm starting to repeat myself. Next I'll be hobbling around with a cane saying, "Now listen here sonny....when I was your age...." :eek: :D


You think? Now you must surely know I'd have never intended anything like that! :angel:
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Yeah, you did. I didn't say anything though, as you were telling it to someone who hadn't heard it before. I've done that all sorts of times. :p

[QUOTE=Lady Dragonfly]Size matters AMONG other attributes, dear.
Puny humans sometimes get offended by this fact.
Just think in terms of RPG: you have to distribute 10 points among several important attributes. Depending on your goal you invest in one and decrease another.

*Becomes thoughtful and ashamed*

But still...[/QUOTE]

Eh, it hasn't been an issue for me and I'd be the first to admit I'm not a "big" guy in that manner. My other talents have always more than made up for that. And...no, that's not male ego speaking, that's from being woken up by drunk ex's who say they miss that thing I do that their latest boyfriend or girlfriend cannot/won't do. :p
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I will post here my ideal stats of a guy (average being 10 like in BG games):

STR: 14 (enough to mow a lawn and move the furniture)
DEX: 16 (to fix thingies and provide massage)
CON: 16 (to save money on medicine)
INT: 18 plus any INT modifier (to be able to talk)
WIS: 14 (so he would know when shut up and listen)
CHAR: 10 (who cares since I am so good-looking myself?!):laugh: :laugh:
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Oh wow. I've stumbled into a DnD based dating program? *runs away*
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dragon wench wrote:I might have... Must be old age kicking in, I'm starting to repeat myself. Next I'll be hobbling around with a cane saying, "Now listen here sonny....when I was your age...." :eek: :D

...

You think? Now you must surely know I'd have never intended anything like that! :angel:
LoL I honestly only asked because a.) I thought my memory was playing tricks on me and b.) because if it wasn't, you might not have been the one who said it.

As for the second part... LMAO. Wicked wicked lady. Totally wicked, and I'm in love. If you were single I would be soooo afraid to talk to you. :laugh: :p
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:confused: I think my co-workers habits alterned my sober state. I tried to be good, and refused all fun, but noooooo. Didn't work. :rolleyes:
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Keep trying.
BTW, are you Chaotic Good or Neutral Good?
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:laugh: Is that directed at me miss? :confused:
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Yes, unless you already changed your alignment to chaotic evil after turning sober :laugh: :laugh:
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Mine fluctuates depending on mood I suppose. I follow my own laws, and essentially do what I want, both good and bad. So, Chaotic Neutral would be most fitting I think. And...I'm chaotic sleepy when my buzz dissapears. :laugh:
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Magrus wrote:Mine fluctuates depending on mood I suppose. I follow my own laws, and essentially do what I want, both good and bad. So, Chaotic Neutral would be most fitting I think. And...I'm chaotic sleepy when my buzz dissapears. :laugh:
Don't stay late then. Good night and Force be with you. :D
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Have to, have work to do on my new game. :o
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Magrus wrote:Have to, have work to do on my new game. :o
Are you playing or creating? :confused:
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Creating. :p My food ended up forgotten though. That generally doesn't happen. :confused:
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Can you be more precise? (not about food, about game :) )
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Oh, I'm making a new campaign to run on the website I help admin at. Yeah, I'm a DnD dork, but I'm good at it.
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Magrus wrote:Oh, I'm making a new campaign to run on the website I help admin at. Yeah, I'm a DnD dork, but I'm good at it.
Ah, that must be engrossing. I wish I could do that. Single-player mods.
But I don't play on-line and hate multiplayer thing. :(

Hey, it was pleasure to talk with you to-night! :)
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:laugh: It's not a video game, but same to you. :p
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Lady Dragonfly wrote:I will post here my ideal stats of a guy (average being 10 like in BG games):

STR: 14 (enough to mow a lawn and move the furniture)
DEX: 16 (to fix thingies and provide massage)
CON: 16 (to save money on medicine)
INT: 18 plus any INT modifier (to be able to talk)
WIS: 14 (so he would know when shut up and listen)
CHAR: 10 (who cares since I am so good-looking myself?!):laugh: :laugh:
What the? :confused: What a strange set of stats.....hey, wait a minute. Doesn't this look familiar? I swore I've seen them in the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic series and Neverwinter Nights before. What a strange requirement indeed. :confused:
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Hey everyone,

Just got back from a walkabout. Dang, take a little break and party breaks out. Hmm, maybe it's my deodorant. :laugh: *checks shirt*
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