So, When Does The Parade Start?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:14 pm

What parade, you ask?

Why, the parade of the missing oldies, of course. Last year, in the month of October, about a half billion oldies popped out of no where, to listen to the songs of the great ancients like Rolling Stones together.

Then they all got drunk and passed out, and us newbies stole their wallets.

In any case, is there a time I should come back to watch this phenomenon, or should I return in November to watch the re-runs of the show (and steal wallets from the people recovering from hang-overs)?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:20 pm

Oh.... I doubt it will happen this year. You haven't been around much, which means the float queen and inspiration for it all was AWOL

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:23 pm

As soon as I get these damned things over my highwaters...man, you'd think they'd make it easier to go streaking with boots on.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:37 am

@ dragon wench: Sad. I suppose I'll have to wait for them to show up at the House of the Depraved.

@ Magrus: Imagry! Imagry! Think the of the children, and those with weak hearts!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:49 am

*sighs* You're right. *puts on a pink cowboy hat* All better.

Faberge · Post by **Faberge** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 am

Magrus wrote:*puts on a pink cowboy hat* All better.

Not necessarily.

watsaguy2do · Post by **watsaguy2do** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:02 am

I feel so cranially un-developed.

*Stands on the sidewalk, watching this entire thread drive right past him*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:12 pm

Faberge wrote:Not necessarily.

Well hook me up with some fancy smanshy eggs then to make it all better?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:46 pm

Oh piffle. Get him those boots with the spindly metal spurs.

Faberge · Post by **Faberge** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:54 pm

Personally I was thinking of purple leather west to go along with that hat of yours. You know, pink and purple are happy colours. But as Chim suggested, you would also need a pair of those spiffy boots. So you can choose from either green or yellow boots, both of them have flower patterns on them.