The Gull's Roost Tavern and Inn
What the heck?
Has this place become a smokers section? Great. Now I had to wear a gas mask whenever I come into this bar. *Wears gas mask* This is not going to sit well with the others here. People will start thinking that there is a chemical attack out there. 
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No, it hasn't become a smoker's pub...
I have asthma, so that and other reasons mean it is a specifically no smoking establishment
@watsaguy2do,
you are welcome to the pub, but if you need to feed the nic cravings, please do so out by the beach where there is a strong wind. Oh, and no dropping butts on the sand either
I have asthma, so that and other reasons mean it is a specifically no smoking establishment
@watsaguy2do,
you are welcome to the pub, but if you need to feed the nic cravings, please do so out by the beach where there is a strong wind. Oh, and no dropping butts on the sand either
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*grins*watsaguy2do wrote:Haha, I think Wats should be able to manage that.![]()
I'm assuming drunken stupors and vague ramblings about scarlet elephants aren't also frowned upon?
<Certain working conditions just must be met. You understand.>
Oh... if you are partial to drunken stupors and have some kind of fixation with scarlet elephants I'm certain you'll fit right in
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Now, see? I got slapped around yesterday by a classmate because she saw me take a hit from my inhaler, and she remembered me bummin' a cig from another classmate once. "You're asthmatic?" "Yeah. Ow!"
I needed that cig! Omg I was surprised I actually felt a little calm afterward. My entire dad's side of the family is smokers, and guess which side my asthma comes from?
Doesn't make it right, I know.
Anyway... -sip- You dun scaare me none, you internet person you.
Anyway... -sip- You dun scaare me none, you internet person you.
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I dunno about you guys, but if I live past 50...man. I am going to get wasted, dress up in a superman costume and run around picking fights with police officers until they have to put me down. That way, when they try to arrest me, and say "Sir, put your hands above your head" I can curse and throw stuff at them and say "Call me Super Sir damnit!"
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"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Yeah, I don't even plan on living to 30, but that's just crazy. Frankly, I think I'm just gonna get super-duper-ultra stoned one day and let the apnea take its course (FYI, my sleep apnea tends to function while stoned, so I tend to have trouble breathing, so I'm basically saying I'm gonna get high and let myself choke to death). Yeah, I'm cheerful tonight. I'm also coming down from what was initially a really nice buzz, but then I stopped drinking over an hour ago.
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I didn't think I'd live past 20 to be honest. This is all above and beyond my expectations and the expectations of a bunch of doctors. If I live past 30, I'll be shocked. Which is why I plan on doing crazy stuff if I end up old. Why not? I accomplished what I wanted to in life already. From now on, it's just random stuff aside from working to pay for a place to live at and food. Once I work out the vacation time and raises to have play money, it's fun time to screw with everyone.
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"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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You got it in reverse, Watsaguy2do. "Live every day as though it were your last" is a justification for living life with great intensity, not for depression. It's supposed to spur you on to enjoy it.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Yes, that's true, but it's also excuse to us to party all the timewatsaguy2do wrote:Heh. I understand how it's intended, however I really don't think we should need to wait until somethings almost expired before appreciating its value.
*Raises Vodka-Redbull*
CHEERS!!!
*Takes long sip from the drink*
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Well, for all you young whipper-snappers.....I never thought I would make it past 30, then never thought past 40, then recently celebrated my 51st...
Quit drinking 10 yrs. ago, thank god...I was not a nice person when drinking.
As for cigs. still puff away. As for the herb,
try not to go a day without if possible,(smiles to self)......
motto, probably misquoting here..."why tiptoe through life only to arrive at death's door unscathed"
Hey Chimaera182....the herb helps my breathing...a local doctor here told me people with asthma actually breath better after a little of the herb.
Quit drinking 10 yrs. ago, thank god...I was not a nice person when drinking.
As for cigs. still puff away. As for the herb,
motto, probably misquoting here..."why tiptoe through life only to arrive at death's door unscathed"
Hey Chimaera182....the herb helps my breathing...a local doctor here told me people with asthma actually breath better after a little of the herb.
I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death"-anon 
Or, as I would say, "We are all going to hell. I'm just trying to get the best seat" :devil:BlueSky wrote:Well, for all you young whipper-snappers.....I never thought I would make it past 30, then never thought past 40, then recently celebrated my 51st...![]()
Quit drinking 10 yrs. ago, thank god...I was not a nice person when drinking.
As for cigs. still puff away. As for the herb,try not to go a day without if possible,(smiles to self)......
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motto, probably misquoting here..."why tiptoe through life only to arrive at death's door unscathed"
"As we all know, holy men were born during Christmas...
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
- Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
- Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish