Your wish is granted

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:31 pm

watsaguy2do wrote:It's eliminated, but only in exchange for your countries sovereignty. You now have an economically free, yet politically oppressed country.

I wish that it would snow. Now.

Your wish is granted! Have you seen film "The Day After Tomorrow"? There you go!

:devil:

I wish I had a girlfriend...

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:40 pm

granted. you end up hating her, and have a fight with her. she just happens to have a gun along with her that day...

i wish i was 18

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:48 pm

Granted. You are now 18, join the army, and promtly get killed by am IED.

I wish I had an xbox 360.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:51 pm

i was about to give you a 360, but i was shot by an IED whatever that is before i gave it to you. you grab the 360 and run, so i haunt you forever now.

I wish i was stronger

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:52 pm

triline beta wrote:Granted. You are now 18, join the army, and promtly get killed by am IED.

I wish I had an xbox 360.

Granted! You have xbox 360, but mysteriously every single tv, screen or anything which could be connected to xbox stops working, so there is no more use to that console...

I wish my military service would end up soon... (84 days left...)

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:54 pm

lol which one gets granted?

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:56 pm

Granted. You leave and are then arrested for desertion, and throw in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew when the flight to hell would arrive.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:58 pm

wing wrote:i was about to give you a 360, but i was shot by an IED whatever that is before i gave it to you. you grab the 360 and run, so i haunt you forever now.

I wish i was stronger

Granted!! You get so strong that everything you touch even lightly brokes down. So, you live rest of your life without anything, everything will get broken when you touch it...

My wish is from my prev. post

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:58 pm

granted. your flight lands in 6 days, 6 hours, and 6 minutes.

i wish i wasnt confused right now

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:02 pm

Seeing as you and Kipi are along with me on that flight....I might just go insane.

Granted. you are not confused right now, infact, you are nothing right now, so you turn into an impassive statue.

I wish I was in algebra 2.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:03 pm

granted. here on flight 666, we have a more... interactive math class. the numbers literally beat themselves into your head. you are stuck on flight 666 with a broken skull.

i wish i was psychic

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:09 pm

Granted. You are now phycic, and your new phyoco powers are to you liking....but on finding numbers beating themselves ito my head, they think that you are more in need of algebra 2 than me, and start to attack you. You fend them off with you new power, only to knock holes in the walls of the plane so it loses presurization, and therefor it sucks you int the cargo bay though a hole the size of a penny. And on flight 666, you dont want to know whats in the cargo hold.....

I wish I was bulletproof.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:11 pm

granted. you are now bulletproof. you join the army and get blown up by a grenade.

i wish there was more root beer in this cargo hold

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:12 pm

granted. there is more root beer in that cargo hold, but it is spiked with anthrax...you better hope Kipi has a cure...

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:13 pm

granted. kipi has a cure.

i wish i knew why theres so much root beer here in the cargo hold

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:17 pm

Granted. you now know why there is so much root beer in the cargo hold, and the knowledge causes you to feel sick from all that thinking, which, combined with the tiquela you drank earlier, causes you to vomit you guts out of your mouth.

I wish Kipi would give me some Tiquela.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:18 pm

granted. i want some too. we gang up on kipi to get tequila, kill him, and the flight goes faster to hell

i wish you would give me some of your mountain dew

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:20 pm

Granted. *proceedes to shove yet another unopened can of mountain dew down wings throat*

I wish I had a computer on the flight to hell.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:22 pm

granted. i throw up on the computer and it explodes. thanks for the mountain dew

i wish i could shut out what certain people say, like actually not be able to hear them

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:24 pm

Granted. But, in combination with your phycic powers, it only blocks out things that people in africa say.

I wish your phycic powers were gone and give to me.