Your wish is granted

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:26 pm

granted. you brain overloads from too much intellect added at once, you become a mindless zombie, and i get all my smartness back, including my psychicness. without overloading.

i wish you wer in minnesota. i could use a good target... i mean zombie

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:28 pm

...I alrady live in Minnesota....

I wish the flight to hell bumped me up to first class.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:29 pm

granted. you are now surrounded by satan-worshipers. they arent nice to you. they do mean things to you. would you like a bag of peanuts?

i wish kipi was back from smoking time

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:31 pm

Granted. Kipi comes back from smoking time and shoves his half smoked cigar in the vent system, now we are all smoking time, thanks to you.

I wish I had my computer back.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:33 pm

granted. you move back with me in 1000th class and pick up the parts from your computer. too bad theres no computer techs here.

i wish kipi would give us some of his tequila

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:35 pm

Granted. We gang up and re-kill him for tiqueila.
I wish I couldent feel pain.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:36 pm

granted. you dont notice when every bone in your body is broken. you die from blood loss. now you're a zombie of a zombie like kipi

i wish i was my cat

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:39 pm

Granted. you are now your cat, but on the flight to hell. Several german sheperds start tearing you limb from limb.

I wish I was rich.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:40 pm

granted. you kill the rich germans that are attacking me and you take their money. i can now bug you forever.

i wish i was me again. being a kitty is boring.

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted. you are you again, although you are left with a furry patch right above you left eye.

I wish I had a gel-padded airline seat.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:43 pm

granted. you go back to first class for the gel and get beat up by the satan-worshipers. again.

i wish i could control people

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:45 pm

Granted. the satan worshippr go to your arua of power, and, being immune to you mind control, bug you forever, leaving me in peace.

I wish the satan worshippers were gone.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:47 pm

granted. they are gone, and i can keep bugging you since they aren't bugging me now. stupid zoaz

i wish i didnt have to play my trumpet at the football game tonight.

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:49 pm

Granted. you now have to play it contiualy, and when it breaks, you can have mine. Ha!

I wish I was co pilot on flight 666.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:51 pm

granted. i get jealous and kill you. you are now a zoazoaz

i wish i understood what was going on right now on star trek...

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:31 pm

granted, you understand whats going on in star trek but your eyes are glued to the TV for the rest of your life waiting for more star trek to come up

i wish my hair was 2feet long and trihawked(for those of you who dont know its 3 mohawks, one on the left, middle and right side of your head) and it was blue and red!

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:22 pm

Granted. You now sport that tri-hawk hairstyle. When walking on the streets, people stare at you whenever you walk past them. However, upon entering a certain gang's territory, you were pummelled by the gangsters there as they thought you were from a rival gang that sport the same exact hairstyle as yours.

I wish that I am the fastest gunslinger.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:37 pm

granted, you are the fastest gunslinger, but also the sloppiest so you were demoted to umm i dunno something lower than maggot...how about a mushroom? like not a poisonous one that makes people get high and not one that people eat either, so pretty much youre demoted to fungus

i wish i was an outcasted necromancer

wing · Post by **wing** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:42 pm

granted. you are now an outcast necromancer. while trying to raise a skeleton, you accidentally mess up the spell and move your life to the skeleton. you die.

edit: i realized my wish mightv been a little inapprorpriate for the board so... new wish
i wish i knew what i won. the ad on the side of the screen just says "you've won"

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:01 am

granted, you won but did not get first place, instead, you got a couple stickers as a prize...

i wish i could understand woman

{ya...like thatll ever happen....haha}