Your wish is granted

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:44 am

Granted, you do but it is a short lived experience and world war three shouds you in griefand fear were you spend the rest of your days in Isolation.
I wish to a Judicial Magistrate for a periode of Interim.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:28 pm

granted, you are the Judicial Magistrate for a period of Interim, except that they shortened the period of interim to 1 day, so all you have time to do is enjoy your title and then get out of your office cause someone else is taking charge...

i wish i could change into a werewolf OR vampire(and back to human) without any transformations mixing up(as in no half wolf, half vamp)

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:51 am

Granted Acme costumes sends you a cheesy werewolf and vampire costume, not to mention a $1000 bill.

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I wish for immunity to hayfever.

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:29 pm

Wish Granted, You are now immune to hay fever. However your immunity comes with a price, you have no immune system left to fight any other deseases. You contact a brand new desease and die a hooribly long and painful death.

I wish I could have all the assassin skills of Jason Bourne and Carlos the Jackel combined.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:24 pm

granted, but you were forced to wear a fluorescent pink and green suit and are no longer stealthy

opps forgot my wish...i wish i was immune to death aging and all disease/viruses!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:29 pm

Sean The Owner wrote:i wish i was immune to death aging and all disease/viruses!

Granted. One day while out hiking in the woods you come upon a mysterious edifice... You enter and discover that the building is strangely glowing in the interior but has no visible light source. Closer inspection finally reveals a long forgotten trap door buried beneath piles of sacking and debris.
With baited breath you firmly grasp the handle, employ all of your strength and heave upwards... It opens, and the same odd glow illuminates a sinuous, sloping passage..
On and on you travel. Finally.... there it is... you have discovered the "Fountain of Youth," and you are now immortal.
All is wonderful for a time.. but then you notice that your friends and family are slowly getting older, while you remain unchanged. After more times elapses, they begin to die, one by one... until eventually everyone you have ever been close is no more.

Sorry... I got carried away there

I wish I did not become numb, anxious and panicky when confronted with the necessity of mathematical calculations.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:12 am

wow, i didnt think anyone could get a comeback for mine

granted, you get my mathematical skills, but suddenly you only know japanese characters, so you can do the math...but you cant read the english numbers::devil:

i wish i was a dragon

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:38 am

Granted. You are now a dragon. You fly around burning villagess and civilians to an extent that you became a threat to national security. Thus, the armed forces sent their fighter jets to intercept you and deployed missile batteries on the ground for support. You were spotted by radar and both jets and missile batteries pounded you with volleys of missiles until you fall to your death.

I wish I had a bazooka.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:08 am

granted, you have a bazooka.........................with no ammunition

i wish *i* had a full-functional bazooka WITH bazooka ammunition

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:36 am

Granted: you use the Bazooka just as someone walks into the firing line, killing them and severly injuring yourself causing you to spend the rest of your life in prison without legs, a kidney, a lung, 2 metres of your intestines and half an arm

(and yes the jailbirds really like you).

I wish thursday next week comes very very fast

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:28 pm

granted thursday next week comes by alot faster(payday im guessing?) but you had really important plans for this weekend which are now cancelled as *i* personally took the weekend out of the week to bring thursday quicker...and you dont get paid for the shifts you supposed to work then

i wish this site wasnt firewalled at school...its really boring looking at google pages when youre done all your work...

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:57 pm

Sean The Owner wrote: i wish this site wasnt firewalled at school...its really boring looking at google pages when youre done all your work...

Your wish is granted, the firewall is down but lets in a trojan virus and shuts down all computers.

I wish that I had my 62 Corvette back!

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:24 pm

granted, you get your 62 corvette back...but someone came up with the bright idea to paint it pink, with fluroescent stripes...and...switched the hood with the trunk...so its kinda messed up...(the guy was on LSD i guess

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i wish i had infinite money!

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:16 pm

Granted you find a bag which is, at all times filled with $1,000,000 however, as you spend more and more you slowly began the process of inflation, soon so much money from your bag is in the market the the dollar is only really worth about a penny. The Government runs out of money, and comes to (who else but you) for a loan. You happily agree and the problem gets worse. finnally amereican money is so worthless that it is cheaper to burn it and eat it then pay for food and wood. Economically the Amercian Government is crushed, and therefore cannot support an Amry. Without an amry teerrorsits take over Amreica. Since their money, (whatever currency those middel eastern countries use) is not inflated, they can support their terrorist army. As a result they use their new homeland, America, as a base of opperations to take over the world. After succeding they force us all to be Muslims!:speech: Congratulations you single handly destroyed the US government and turned the World over to [the muslims - editted by Maharlika]:laugh:

I wish...I could turn into any and every movie character at will, and turn back when I chose.

wing · Post by **wing** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:37 pm

granted. you turn into bugs bunny, and elmer fudd shoots you

or, if you want, you could be daffy and get shot...

i wish i could sleep in later

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:04 pm

@Cartell:
haha that was a good one against me

anyways...

granted, you can sleep in later, but you cant go to bed until 3AM each day...

i wish i was older than fable...(if thats possible ofcourse...)dont ask why

wing · Post by **wing** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:12 pm

granted. you are now george washington, 6 feet under.

i wish i had more control over what i do.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:15 pm

granted, you now have 200% sanity(insantity is no control...so backwardsing[if thats a word] it up would give you more control) but you lose all your friends because you are too controlled and it creeps them out, that night the anti-wing clan comes to your house and burns it down and you turn into ashes with it

i wish people would start posting in here more often...

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:31 pm

Sean The Owner wrote: i wish people would start posting in here more often...

Granted! Suddenly every ex-member and banned members start posting here again, as well as others who haven't been posting much lately. Dicsussions eventually heat up quite much, thanx to all those troublemakers. Mods try to solve the problems, without much luck. Finally, Buck is forced to use harsh methods. After many bannings and deleted threads, the problem still stays, forcing Buck to close this site since it has become very unfriendly and no new members want to join it...

Thank you, your wish has just caused the closening of GB!

I wish it would be midnight already...

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:11 pm

granted, its midnight already, but you became the opposite of a vampire and the night time killed youXD

i wish i could have my last ex girlfriend back

(i just asked...she said not right now...haha maybe it was too random, she signed on and im just like hey, want to go out again? i miss you!*glomps*)