Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:59 pm

Cartell wrote:I Gamebashee forums had a speel check. :laugh:

i like the missing word thing haha(im assuming you did it on purpose...)

granted, gamebanshee has a spellcheck, but it makes the forums really slow and you need a top-of-the-line computer to visit this site, since you're addicted to GB you loose $15000 to a new computer and are now living on the street because you sold your house.

i wish my wishes always came true

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:06 pm

Wish Granted. Your wishes always come true, but you seem to have an annoying tendancy to wish about stupid or ramdom things, usually involving a mokey or two. Also as a side effect you can no longer stop wishing and must wish every 30 seconds. you have no time to do anything else and end up dying of starvation, surrounded by rhesus monkeys.

I wish I was the server Admin. of life

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:10 pm

granted, you are the server admin of life, but YOU are dead! haha

i wish i had a job

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:16 am

A small but average group of exterterestial being arrive and give a job and whole more. WOW.

I wish I had a bunch of fresh shredded cheese.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:09 am

granted, you have a bunch of fresh shredded cheese, but its special and goes moldy after 5 minutes of opening the package

i wish i wasnt so tired before going to school

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:03 pm

granted. you are now wide awake, full of energy before school. you annoy the people at school who are really tired, they mug you, leaving you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

i wish i remembered what i wanted to wish for

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:28 pm

granted, you remembered that you wished for death...THE END

i wish i didnt have to care about anyone or worry about anything at all

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:34 pm

Granted, it is also reciprocated and when you get old and infirm no-one cares for you and you die lonely on the streets.

I wish I got a big present for my 100th post

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:43 pm

Wish granted, you get 3 tons of crap dropped on your house for your hundrteh post. Well, it is big. :laugh:

I wish I could change the past, without damaging my future.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:47 pm

congrats, you get a sandwich persoanlly made by me...but its poisoned its at this link...
Poisonous Sandwich by ~SeanTheOwner on deviantART

ok he beat me to the post so ill do his too, you can change the past, without damaging the future...but the present time gets blown up and you die so you dont see the rest of the future(i guess it randomly turns back to normal, except youre dead)

i wish i had a pizza right now...

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:48 pm

granted. you now have a sardine and mushroom pizza

i wish i was albino

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:53 pm

granted, you are now albino....with HIV/AIDS

i wish i could get away with murder

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:58 pm

granted. you are now a lawyer. everyone hates you.

i wish i could fall asleep and wake up whenever i want

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:01 pm

granted, but you get dumped and never want to get up, youre doomed to eternal sleep and no...pleasure...

i wish i made better pics in photoshop

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:03 pm

granted. you can now do that shadow in the corner a little better

i wish i had a bulldozer and knew how to use it, and had the keys to it(or whatever it takes to make one turn on)

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:10 pm

granted, it takes keys i think(assuming farm tractors and them are similar in that way) but ya, you drive it off a cliff while avoiding a drunk driver and die

i wish my clan war on this game im playing was over...its getting boring

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:18 pm

granted. the members end the clan by killing you.

i wish internet explorer would stop encountering a problem and having to close.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:19 pm

granted, your computer no longer turns on

i wish i had some honey...

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:29 pm

granted you buy some hony from E-Bay
But I wish I had Vampire Bloodlines running at full force from my PC?
Ulmp...

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:05 pm

Patrick wrote:granted you buy some hony from E-Bay
But I wish I had Vampire Bloodlines running at full force from my PC?
Ulmp...

umm so what went wrong with my wish...?

but for yours...since you didnt make it painful or cruel...vampire bloodlines runs perfectly on your computer, you lose lose your life to the game, but not only that, you start drinking peoples blood, thinking you are a vampire, you can only go out at night, you drop out of school and one night you are having a hard time finding any blood, and you REALLY need it...so you come across a homeless person sleeping in an alley way, you kneel down and bite his throat, only to realize there are maggots in his blood, as you turn around to leave before you are caught for murder theres a gang walking in from each side of the alley, they tie you up to a ladder on the wall and beat the living uhh life out of you, you go unconscious and wake up with maggots crawling all over you, and you can feel them crawling inside your stomach, you are left with your computer infront of you with vampire bloodlines and a note saying, when you beat the game, with a new character, in the the hardest mode, you will be set free...as you are finishing up the game you realize the maggots seem to be disappearing the further you get into the game, when you finish the ropes tying you up disappear, and you fall to the ground...desperate to end the pain you see a knife in the homeless persons backpcoket, you take it out and slit your wrists and watch as the maggots pour out of your veins and into the ground, waiting for new prey. when the maggots stop coming out you get up and walk out of the alley and halfway across the street when you remember you forgot your game in the alley, as you turn around and take one step forward you are hit by a transport going 100km/hour(or mph if youre american...dont feel like converting at 12:00am) you now lie there bleeding a horrible death as you watch your favourite game being stolen by the gang that did this to you...

was that fair punishment? hahaha:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

i wish i was this creative in english class