Your wish is granted

wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:12 pm

granted. but due to a complex sequence of events dealing with muslisms and terrorists the government is destroyed. poor you.

i wish i could understand what the people in my school said... most of it has something to do with llamas, baby squirrels, and loons.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:22 pm

granted, you are now a farmer...llamas OWN by the way haha...stupid ex-girlfriend farmer making me realize how cool llamas are...oh ya, and it sucks to be a farmer because the WTO(world trade organization) is killing them off!

i wish i was....THE PRINGLES GUY! he is so awesome haha...im NOT under the influence of anything either, i promise

:laugh:

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:09 pm

granted. you constantly get bugged by muslims, terrorists, and the government to give them free pringles. eventually they kill you to get the pringles.

i wish i was a smilie on the GB forums(im not under the influence of anything either)

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:56 pm

Granted, however being nothing more then a jumble of lines written into the programming done to create GB, you spend the rest of your existence
(or eternity, since your are inanimate and cannot die) doing nohing, and not really existing either.

I wish every reply to every wish, from henceforth to forever (on this Thread anyways) would be 76 times as intelligent as the previous replies.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:31 pm

granted. people keep getting smarter and smarter until the gamebanshee forums get overloaded with big words and shut down.

i wish i had 9 lives

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:32 pm

Granted. You become Cat women:laugh:

I wish I could win in any debate I wanted to.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:35 pm

@cartell, congrats on exalted member

granted. you become a terrorist and win a debate between you and george dubya, giving you the USA. you blow it up.

i wish more trick-or-treaters would come. they just suddenly stopped, and it was fun saying merry christmas to them.

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:39 pm

@ wing Thanks.

Granted they start coming agian, however... they come in mobs large enough to take over the rebuplic of Czechoslavakia. You do not have enough candy to feed them all. As a result they kill you and take everything you own as their treat.. The last words out of your mouth are Merry Christmans:laugh:

I wish i didn't have to go to bed.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:40 pm

granted. you now sleep on a rock.

i wish i could teleport wherever i want, when i want.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:36 pm

granted, but you can only teleport your arms and legs, nothing else

i wish this makeup would come off by thinking about it

lol

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:10 pm

do i want to know?...

granted. it comes off, but more returns in its place. you try again to remove it, but more and more appears. eventually you are suffocated by it.

i wish i knew what to wish for

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:34 pm

I WAS A VAMPIRE FOR HALLOWEEN OK?! lol my face is just a bit too unpale for a vampires so my mom had to put makeup on me lol...

granted, you wish for me to have eternal life and happiness and heterosexual sex...the world is DOOMED now that i can live forever mwahaha:devil: :mischief: :laugh:

i wish my fat brother would stop eating all my halloween candy!!!!!!!!!!!

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:37 pm

granted. your brother eats you instead.

i wish i was on the Mythbusters team

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:56 pm

granted, they assign you to do a skull busting myth and you have to test it, so ya, your skull is crushed into...dust between two gongs? lol

i wish no one would hear about my mistake about the LAW's lol(thats for you wing)

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:01 pm

granted. what were we talking about?

i wish i had a drivers license

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:15 pm

yes...what were we talking about...?

granted, but any vehicle you had the chance to drive broke down, and you have no money to rent/buy one

i wish... for a chocolate ice cream bananna split with cookie dough ice cream and brownie chunks

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:16 pm

yum... granted, but i steal it.

i wish my mp3 player's battery would never die

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:21 pm

granted, i blow up your MP3 with 10 LAWs and 7 anti-aircraft missles(i threw it in the air after) and ya..its pretty demolished, but your batterys are still alive

i wish i had a chocolate ice cream bananna split with cookie dough ice cream and brownie chunks with caramel, chocolate syrup and strawberry jam and REAAl kiwi AND WING CANNOT! STEAL IT!!(but ya im getting off the computer so i wont be replying anymore)

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:26 pm

granted. fable steals it.

i wish fable would make a wish on here

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:54 pm

granted, but *I* steal his wish because he stole my super deliciously amazing dessert! i swear the whole worlds against me in this thread

lol

i wish i was in elementary school still so we could have recess(and i was the right age for the grade im in)