Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:43 pm

granted, you get that extra minute of sleep...but you went to bed an hour later than usual...

i wish i had a premium account on monstersgame

wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:38 pm

granted. you steal it and get sued for everything you own.

i wish i didnt have a cold

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:45 pm

Granted. You're now cured of the cold. However, you become sick with another far worse illness, malaria.

I wish I had a parachute.

wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:49 pm

granted. you go skydiving and forget it on the plane. oops.

i wish i could fly.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:08 pm

granted, youre a seagull(do you have them in the US? theyre like the most hated birds around and you cant kill them legally)

i wish i had a laptop...a really good non-stolen laptop that was mine and mine only...and it works

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:08 pm

yeah, seagulls are around here. theyr hated here too.

granted. you get the laptop and immediately come here and start posting. you get addicted to gamebanshee. eventually everyone leaves you. but you still have us, right?

i wish for world peace(cant wait to see how this one turns out)

moltovir · Post by **moltovir** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:40 pm

granted. Humanity ceases to exist, and so do you.

I wish I was an acrobat!

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:47 pm

granted. you do a flip a little too far and break your back

(yes this can seriously happen. my friend's sister has done that a few times)

i wish i was home alone

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:48 pm

granted, but your girlfriend still cant come over...

i wish my digital camera was working

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:48 pm

granted. you lose it

i wish yoda was here(dont ask lol)

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:51 pm

granted, but its only a green wrinkled muppet of yoda:laugh:

i wish my kitten didnt have tapeworms

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:53 pm

granted. the tapeworms turn into ringworms(im not sure if thats worse or not)

i wish your kitty didnt have ringworms

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:56 pm

granted, YOU have ringworms..and tapeworms

i wish i didnt get tapeworms OR ringworms, or any other kind of parasite

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:57 pm

granted. everyone you know gets them.

i wish thursday would come faster

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:59 pm

granted, but then plans change to wednesday and you skipped right past them...

i wish i had some mushrooms to make me feel better:laugh:

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:00 pm

granted. police kill your brother, you kill them, and more police come and kill you.

i wish you werent dead

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:04 pm

granted, i come back and then you follow my footsteps with the mushrooms thing and ya...

i wish wing werent dead

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:07 pm

granted. im alive again. i think thats a bad enough thing for this.

i wish i had 3 hands

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:09 pm

granted, but chicks still only have 2..uhh yeah...

i wish i had 3 feet so i could kick 2 people in the balls at the same time as standing on the ground

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:11 pm

granted.

i wish i had my leg back