Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:13 pm

granted, but you take mine by accident, you are now lopsided

i wish i had 23000 posts here so id have more than fable

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:16 pm

granted. he bans you for spamming so much in one day

i wish i had MY leg back and that you had yours back

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:19 pm

granted, you have it, but they wouldnt put yours back on, they put mine on though...

i wish there were other threads that actually interested me...most of them are about americans and stuff like that...

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:23 pm

granted. theres a thread about how canada got blown up

i wish i had somethin to wish for

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:24 pm

granted you wish me eternal life

i wish i had a baby dalmation!!

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:25 pm

granted. it gets tapeworms from your cat

i wish i was an astronaut

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:28 pm

granted, but tapeworms invade your helmet and eat your face instead of your nutrients...

i wish i could get another tattoo

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:30 pm

granted. you get a pentagram on your forehead. the pope kills you

i wish i had a dragon tattooed on my back

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:33 pm

granted, but you get ink poisoning and die

i wish i was immune to everything

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:34 pm

granted. you are now immune to dying, sickness, and happiness.

i wish i legally had a million dollars

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:47 pm

granted, but fable confiscates it for "gamebanshee purposes"

i wish i had a million illegal dollars

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:49 pm

granted. you rob a bank, and get arrested and are put in jail for life.

i wish i wasnt so sleepy

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:52 pm

granted, but your mom forces you to go to bed...40minutes earlier? oh wait, youre late for bed by 2 minutes, youre also grounded and cannot sleep

i wish linkin park would die

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:54 pm

granted. they forever haunt you and blast their music into your ears as you sleep.

i wish there were no more seagulls

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:58 pm

granted, now the crows pooh on your head...

i wish i had some black thread

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:00 pm

granted. you now have an inch of black thread. thats an inch more than me

i wish i had some mountain dew

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:02 pm

in more ways than one do i have more than inch on you...*cough cough*
granted, but its diet caffeine free mountain dew...ECK!

I wish to be a strong healthy person with the best the world offers.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:03 pm

granted. micky gets mad about all the... bests... and beats you up.

i wish i could legally get drunk

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:05 pm

umm...you CAN get legally drunk...just not in public(meaning anybody but yourself)

I wish I had a giant stuffed lemur.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:07 pm

granted. its too big to fit in your door though. you'll have to sleep outside with it.

i wish it wasnt so late here