I wish that I have a tool that can set off mines at will. :laugh:
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Granted. You are now stripped of all weapons and ammunition. With nothing to fight with, you don't need to fight the war anymore.
I wish that I have a tool that can set off mines at will. :laugh:
I wish that I have a tool that can set off mines at will. :laugh:
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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Granted. You got yourself a six-leaf clover. However, you forgot to note that the number six is a bad luck number. Seconds later, an artillery shell landed on your spot and you were blown into pieces.
I wish that I am immune to bullets.
I wish that I am immune to bullets.
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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Granted but it comes attached with a super model who get all the guys. You get to skate around a few times but the crowds and lonf hours with soial freaks is overwhelming so you send your new skate board with its acompaning model back to hell from where it came.
I wish I grew rootbeer floats.
I wish I grew rootbeer floats.
Screamming!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Granted, but it turned out donating all of your blood wasn't such a good idea.
I wish Uwe Boll would stop making movies.
I wish Uwe Boll would stop making movies.
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Granted. All of a sudden every wish is impossible to turn towards the worse. As a result this thread dies, denying you of a place to spamSean The Owner wrote: i wish people would make these wishes harder to counter...
I wish it snowed during West Coast winters instead of all this damnable rain...
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Granted! To change rain to snow, the temperature must get lower. Unluckily, the lowering doesn't stop when it snows, but keeps going and going to lower. Hopefully you enjoy 0 K temperature...dragon wench wrote:I wish it snowed during West Coast winters instead of all this damnable rain...![]()
I wish this thread never dies...
"As we all know, holy men were born during Christmas...
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
- Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
- Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish
Do the natural pure raw energy of this thread that always comes and goes, like a heavy breathing cow. The thread dies, a long Sigh, and it is reanimated into an undead thread, where it never dies again, but live a sick but happy life in the thread underworld. Its a silent forum, but cheary.:speech:
I wish to get a date with Miss September Playboy model Vanessa Hoelsher and Miss July Sara Jean Underwood. And maybe have kids and a wealthy universal family:}
I wish to get a date with Miss September Playboy model Vanessa Hoelsher and Miss July Sara Jean Underwood. And maybe have kids and a wealthy universal family:}
Screamming!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meohahahaha ha
Granted , you finally deciede to use that subscription to cable and tune to the Metal Station and listen to music that varies with great depth, so much so that you never sleep again.
I wish that there was a better STD I could get than AIDS from being with Miss Septmeber and July
Granted , you finally deciede to use that subscription to cable and tune to the Metal Station and listen to music that varies with great depth, so much so that you never sleep again.
I wish that there was a better STD I could get than AIDS from being with Miss Septmeber and July
Screamming!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHOA! i dont spam in this thread, ive only put like...50+ posts in heredragon wench wrote:Granted. All of a sudden every wish is impossible to turn towards the worse. As a result this thread dies, denying you of a place to spam![]()
granted, you get genital herpes, it wont kill ya, but you wont be getting any anytime soon
i wish i was a fake door that could walk around tricking everyone:laugh:
You got one, the disease being my secret redneck family. After a one-night stand with me you're treated to an unexpected but traditional shotgun wedding. You also get a pig for dowry.
(Edit: too late) I wish Sean could up with something.
(Edit: too late) I wish Sean could up with something.
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Actually, 111 to be preciseSean The Owner wrote:WHOA! i dont spam in this thread, ive only put like...50+ posts in here(maybe closer to 100+ but anyways...)
btw, on a different topic, I checked your photo link last night. Your kitten is completely adorable!
Granted. Your mother had an important meeting come up and couldn't make it to the conference. In fact..she is unable to make it to any of the parent/teacher conferences this year, and thus has no idea how badly you are actually doing in school. With nobody to kick your tuckus, you continue to goof off... and then you get your final report card which informs you that you must repeat a gradeWing wrote:i wish mom hadnt gone to the parent-teacher conferences
I wish that... poverty were eliminated everywhere in the world
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