Newscaster's Malkavian Joke
Newscaster's Malkavian Joke
I can't for the life of me remember the punchline of the joke that the TV newscaster tells the Malkavian, the one about the Tuna and the Sushi Chef? Can anyone enlighten me? I really don't want to replay the entire game just for that.
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A tuna walks into a sushi bar and tells the chef "You killed my father!"
Chef says "That's my business, fish."
The tuna thinks this for a moment and says "Very well. Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" asks the chef.
"Then you can feed me to your customers," says the tuna.
So they start to play. Now, tunas love to play chess so in a few moves the tuna has the chef checkmated. "Looks like I win," says the tuna. The chef nods and plunges his knife into the tuna's belly.
"But I won!" says the tuna.
"So did you father," says the chef.
Chef says "That's my business, fish."
The tuna thinks this for a moment and says "Very well. Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" asks the chef.
"Then you can feed me to your customers," says the tuna.
So they start to play. Now, tunas love to play chess so in a few moves the tuna has the chef checkmated. "Looks like I win," says the tuna. The chef nods and plunges his knife into the tuna's belly.
"But I won!" says the tuna.
"So did you father," says the chef.
".... for I had seen the Human face of the Vampires, and now I beheld the monstrousness of these Men..."