Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:58 pm

dragon wench wrote:Actually, 111 to be precise

how did you figure that one out? lol...i didnt think it was that many though...

dragon wench wrote:btw, on a different topic, I checked your photo link last night. Your kitten is completely adorable!

haha thanks, shes technically my sisters, it was her birthday present from me which was given to me from ***** but she still sleeps in my bed, well when shes gotten rid of her tapeworms...

dragon wench wrote:I wish that... poverty were eliminated everywhere in the world

granted, it is eliminated by eliminating them

i wish wing would get grounded for his bad parent-teacher interviews...(plz dont hurt me wing)

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:30 pm

granted. i am grounded. my mom goes on a grounding rampage and grounds every kid in the world

i wish i knew how many posts iv made on this thread

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:40 pm

granted, but the number makes your head explode:laugh: its probably around 100 though...mines 113 counting this post(my post numbers in this thread will be posted somewhere in my next posts here)

i wish my mom would let me have Kira(friends dog)

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:45 pm

granted. kira gets tapeworms from your cat.

i wish that stupid song wasnt stuck in my head

in case anyone's wondering, i just counted and i have 91 posts on this thread.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:49 pm

granted, you get some grossly bad linkin park song(which could vary as they all suck IMO) stuck in your head

i wish wing would stop with the worms wishes...and that he got tape and ringworms as paybacks

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:53 pm

granted. you wished that i wouldnt do worm wishes and for worms. your wish is impossible to grant. due to this conflict, reality ceases to exist.

i wish it was easier for me to fall asleep.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:56 pm

granted, you go into a coma

i wish i didnt have to get offline right now...

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wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:00 pm

granted. you don't have to go offline. you're stuck here with me.

i wish i had some mountain dew

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:24 pm

granted and you get to make a new flavor, you sick kid you, good luck with that.

I wish I had a real horse drawn carriage right now

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:30 pm

Granted. You climb into your real honest to god horse-drawn carriage, ready to relax and recline and enjoy being drawn places. That's when you begin to realize the truth: you are spending an entire evening staring at some yokel's head while a horse takes a crap in front of him. And since the horse is fed a sturdy supply of oats shortly before each horse-drawn journey, the horse that draws your carriage is quite flautlent and ready to take a dump upon each and every trip. So you spend each trip in your horse-drawn carriage smelling nothing but horse manure and staring at the back of the head of a person who would so much as slit your throat as drive you.

I wish my paper for Wednesday was done.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:06 pm

Chimaera182 wrote:I wish my paper for Wednesday was done.

Granted. You have, in fact, written the most eloquent paper of your university career. Every facet of your argument sings like a finely tuned instrument. So pleased are you with your achievement that you decide to go out for a celebratory dinner and drinks. You eat the finest foods available and consume the best liquor on offer. However, you over indulge and find yourself worshipping at the porcelain alter for a full three days. As a result,you unfortunately miss the midterm exam in the same course that you wrote your paper for...

I wish I did not have allergies.

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:17 pm

granted but you spend your time enjoying it in a space bubble of isolation. You have lot s of friends but feel rather lonely, but you seem to sniffel a lot less

I wish I had a maid that could do my house work for me.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:33 pm

granted, but she comes onto you as your wife/girlfriend walks in the door and she divorces/dumps you...oh did i mention the maid was like 500 pounds and only 4 feet tall?

i wish i had another coffee, 4 creams, 3 sugars, sugar goes before cream and cream before coffee...preferably tim hortons, whos buying?

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:19 am

Granted you get your coffee and your sugar and your c-ream and it goes well with a quit afternoon at the coffee shop. You even have nice guitar music, live acustic, and cool friends. It ends up being rather average and norm. Best part is you have the chose of flavors. Yummy

I wish, some one ould come over tomorrow and bath me with a cool ruber duck. and a bubble bath.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:17 pm

granted its a sumo wrestler doing it

i wish i was the "king of all trades"

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wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:48 pm

granted. you rule all trades with an iron fist. no one trades anything without you knowing it.

i wish i could turn into animals, and back into a person, at any time i want to.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:41 pm

wing wrote:i wish i could turn into animals, and back into a person, at any time i want to.

Granted.. you have the ability to polymorph at will. One day while you are quietly skulking about as a wolf, a female Rottweiler that is in heat catches your scent. Before you know it.. and before you have the chance to change back.. you find yourself with a new girlfriend...

I wish that... there was a really good pizza place close to where I live

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:33 am

Granted, except it turns out Sean owns the place, and every one who posted here frequents it. Instead of asking for the menu, you simply reply 'I wish..'.

I wish I could pull out every single hair on my body in one, instant motion. :mischief:

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:18 am

Granted, but now you're so unhairy E.T. thinks you're a relative.

I wish gaming was a common profession.

EDIT: #1. Did you guys really count all your posts by hand? As good nerds we should write a script for that.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:42 pm

granted, but you get fired for being too active...

i wish tricky got a free pizza every week from my pizza shop she gave me

and i didnt count my posts by myself...DW told me the amount and ive counted since...wing, however...he counted by himself i think:laugh:

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