Romance 101 for Brink

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:14 pm

Originally posted by FoulDwimmerlaik:
Turn gay.

I Hope that's not the way

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:15 pm

Originally posted by BlackSheep:
How much posts to you need to become a member??

Ironic that you ask this the moment that you become a member.

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:15 pm

why 'iz that? you be think that somthin rong with them tipe of pepul?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:15 pm

-Women like a guy with fashion sense. Let her know you notice such things: "Hey look at how short the skirt on that chick is!"

-Women like to feel needed. Make them pay for dinner.

-Women want to know that you are attracted to them. Ask for sex contantly...cry if they don't give in.

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I am also Weasel.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:17 pm

Originally posted by Melosh-tar:

Nice topic Mr. Flagg, sir. Is it helping Brink or was that him screaming in frustration and jumping in the ocean???

I believe that Brink is too busy taking notes to reply to this topic.

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:18 pm

Originally posted by FoulDwimmerlaik:
why 'iz that? you be think that somthin rong with them tipe of pepul?

LMAO.

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:18 pm

Originally posted by FoulDwimmerlaik:
Turn gay.

I hope that's not the way

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:19 pm

This topic is starting to make me feel sad...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:20 pm

Originally posted by Flagg:
I believe that Brink is too busy taking notes to reply to this topic.

[This message has been edited by Flagg (edited 03-05-2001).]

Taking notes ?? I think he's gonna publish a book !!!

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Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:20 pm

I have the best advice you can get: take up golf. Spend all your time on the course and allyour money in the pro shop. One day when you come home after a great round and a few beers with the boys, your wife will be gone. No more woman trouble. Guaranteed to work.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:20 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:
This topic is starting to make me feel sad...

Why??? Is it to close to the truth???

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:20 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:
This topic is starting to make me feel sad...

Hi, Bubbly

How so?

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:21 pm

i shew up and she fel baad. why that has to be happen

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:22 pm

I think Waverly is giving away some real treasures there. This must be the only guaranteed way to NEVER EVER get laid

Brink, boy, I think you have a tough choice here... Brink, wake up, we are doing this only for your sake

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You are all... Weasels!

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:24 pm

foul eat meat

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:26 pm

-Women want you to like their families. Ask her sister out as soon as possible.

-Women want you to get along with their friends. Suggest a threesome.

@Ubik: Hey I am a professional at helping people. Between this and the wanking discussion, Brink should be in good shape.

@Foul: Tooo many pills.

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Mon Mar 05, 2001 12:27 pm

Originally posted by FoulDwimmerlaik:
foul eat meat

Again, I knew it!

Brink: if all of this is too much for you, Foul might be able to hook you up with some meat!

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