Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:48 pm

you know what? its NOT granted at all, you know why? because christmas has a grinch and *I* am the grinch! hahahahahahaha!

i wish i wasnt green like the grinch though...

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:44 pm

Granted. You're now pink with fuchsia highlights.

I wish I could get rid of my conscience.

wing · Post by **wing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:11 pm

granted. everyone else's conscience goes away with it. now the world is pure chaos. way to go.

i wish i hadnt been gone from here for so long. i missed this place.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:23 am

granted, we both get ANOTHER comment from DW telling us theres such thing as MSN, which we were talking on at the same time as posting...heh, i dont think she should know that...

but ya, and we both get banned for being the "your wish is granted regulars"

i wish i had something to wish for...ive made nearly 200 wishes here, including me wanting to be drunk, dying, living, kinda inbetween(oh wait no i havent...)

i wish i was inbetween living and dying!(exactly what is that you might ask? i dont know! figure it out yourself

)

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:38 am

Granted. You're now an undead skeleton warrior. You can't eat or drink anything, for it will fall down right through your ribcage on the floor, which may look very cool, but is highly unpractical if you want to keep the carpet clean.

I wish I could play WoW forever.

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:34 pm

granted. you can play WoW forever, but you are always that guy in your avatar. everyone else gets scared off of WoW, making it an extremely lonely but lag-free game.

i wish i had more of that lime stuff that mom made... it was good but there's no more.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:46 pm

granted, but this batch tastes like butt

i wish i had my latchhooking thing done...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:50 pm

Granted but the hook latches onto you! (What? I don't know what one of those is

)

I wish I had gone to the local grammar school where you get taught properly rather than my crumby community college.

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:17 pm

granted. you learn italian grammar perfectly.

i wish my little sister would be quiet.

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:31 pm

Granted you invest in a better pacifier for the whole family.

I wish I had the JuggerNott from X men help me move, just for fun...........

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:18 pm

granted. he doesn't fit in the door. or out.

i wish i could fall asleep easier

DarthBob · Post by **DarthBob** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:26 pm

wing wrote:granted. he doesn't fit in the door. or out.

i wish i could fall asleep easier

Granted u get drunk every night, vomit and then fall asleep waking up in a bin

I wish i was good looking

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:43 pm

Granted, but people feel an uneasy, almost ghostly presence about you, like your wierd or something.

I wish for maybe someone like Magneto to help e move too.
I a glad Juggernott respects insurance so far.

:}

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:55 pm

Wish granted. But the first time he tries to help you move about--by levitating a buzzsaw for you to stand on--he drops you, the buzzsaw richochets around the room, then plunges into your chest. But that's okay... we can rebuild you... we have the technology...

I wihs I had a little more time off from college.

wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:41 am

granted. your arm, leg, ribs, fingers, and feet all break. you are excused from college.

i wish i could remember that its 2007 this year, through the whole year. i've never remembered what year it is the whole way through yet.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:25 pm

Granted! But you can't remember what day it is ever again.

I wish I didn't have hangover right now...

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:29 pm

Granted! Your head gets chopped off with an axe--no more hangover!!

I wish more people were here...

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:47 pm

shana wrote:Granted! Your head gets chopped off with an axe--no more hangover!!

I wish more people were here...

Granted! You are companied by thousnads of members who have only one purpose: Fill GB with ads!

I wish I din't have hangover anymore WITHOUT losing my head

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:52 pm

Granted. The hangover becomes so overpowering that you slip into a coma. By the time you come around, it is the year 3109, and alcohol no longer exists, as it was deemed too unsafe for mankind to use. You spend the rest of your days in the future with no alcohol.

I wish I wasn't having this blasted allergic reaction right now which was doing my sinuses in and giving me a head ache (as well as making my teeth hurt).

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:52 pm

granted, you flop over and suddenly die, and then all your problems are solved...except mobility, speech, hearing, feeling, emotion, and all that fun stuff

i wish i didnt have to come home from my vacation a day early