The Near Virgins Drinking Den (in other words, a welcome pub for new members)

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:32 pm

I like being near virgins with my 'new member'. Does mean I can come in? - Curdis !

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:36 pm

Curdis wrote:I like being near virgins with my 'new member'. Does mean I can come in? - Curdis !

Well, I did say it was a place for new and old to mingle, didn't I?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:41 pm

Well after certain events in certain other pubs I thought maybe I would have to be on probabtion or something. C.E.'s back? Well it's looking better than her front! - Curdis !

kathycf · Post by **kathycf** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:47 pm

Well, I read there is a chance of getting some lutefisk, so I simply could not resist coming in.

*waves*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:47 pm

Curdis wrote:Well after certain events in certain other pubs I thought maybe I would have to be on probabtion or something. C.E.'s back? Well it's looking better than her front! - Curdis !

Nah, I believe in redemption, so no need for probation. But if you truly wanted, I could put you on parole

Yep, though from what I've gathered, CE is mostly interested in the worms underneath Xandax's bedcovers right now, so you may have some trouble attracting her attention

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:51 pm

The word VIRGIN was so abused lately it is hardly eligible any more. :mischief:

*covers Curdis' 'new member' with the old newspaper, trying not to look and not to think of what happened to his 'old one'*

I am neither old nor new, blue maybe. Can I mingle, DW?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:52 pm

kathycf wrote:Well, I read there is a chance of getting some lutefisk, so I simply could not resist coming in.

*waves*

Hi! Great to see another new face!

*shudders* Well, if you truly insist, you can have some lutefisk, but please be discrete on your consumption of it

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:54 pm

Lady Dragonfly wrote:The word VIRGIN was so abused lately it is hardly eligible any more. :mischief:

*covers Curdis' 'new member' with the old newspaper, trying not to look and not to think of what happened to his 'old one'*

I am neither old nor new, blue maybe. Can I mingle, DW?

@LD,
certainly! Mingle away! Dare I ask what newspaper you used for the task at hand?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:55 pm

Does all this mingling mean I have to actually share beer?

Andurbal · Post by **Andurbal** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:57 pm

Curdis wrote:I like being near virgins with my 'new member'. Does mean I can come in?

I must warn you, though you'll soon find out by yourself, I haven't seen any virgin in here so far. Pity...
Cheers, everyone! *I drink down the moonshine*
Well, that's better! Still, i don't know what i drank.
BS, whenever you feel like, share your knowledge with me...

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:59 pm

dragon wench wrote:@LD,
certainly! Mingle away! Dare I ask what newspaper you used for the task at hand?

I already forgot.

Task at hand? Whose hand? I did not touch the damn thing.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:01 pm

Andurbal wrote: BS, whenever you feel like, share your knowledge with me...

You really don;t want much, do you?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:03 pm

Now you've got me all wrapped up in paper and people are wanting to eat fish, well... I wouldn't want there to be any mistakes.

Can I please be on parole? I really need to find redemption for well everything really.

* Tosses his head to one side and looks at the damsel waving *

Sorry about the whole nudity thing. I thought I was just thinking about it when well you know.

*To Lady dragonfly *

Thanks for the,

*looks down*

Los Angeles Times real estate section (Lots of big properties in there). It's actually a big improvement on what I usually wear in here. - Curdis !

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:06 pm

Lady Dragonfly wrote:I already forgot.
Task at hand? Whose hand? I did not touch the damn thing.

You didn't use your hand to touch the newspaper? I really hope Curdis appreciated your extra light touch then

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:09 pm

Andurbal wrote:I must warn you, though you'll soon find out by yourself, I haven't seen any virgin in here so far. Pity...

Visions will come later, don't worry, after enough of lutefisk is consumed.
What kind of a vile brew is this lutefisk anyway?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:10 pm

Eh? A new bar?

Don't tell me the Krauts really pounded that other bar to smithereens.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:10 pm

Curdis wrote: Can I please be on parole? I really need to find redemption for well everything really.
Curdis !

Oh, I think it could be arranged, we might even be able to conjure up a priest to whom you can bring your confessions of sin and depravity.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:12 pm

Hi Des,
we'll keep this place free of explosions and Germans lurking the perimeters, OK?

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:15 pm

Curdis wrote:*To Lady dragonfly *

Thanks for the,

*looks down*

Los Angeles Times real estate section (Lots of big properties in there). It's actually a big improvement on what I usually wear in here. - Curdis !

You mean the new member is a big shot?

You didn't use your hand to touch the newspaper? I really hope Curdis appreciated your extra light touch then

Let me think... NOOOOOO!!!!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:17 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Oh, I think it could be arranged, we might even be able to conjure up a priest to whom you can bring your confessions of sin and depravity.[/QUOTE]You have that position vacant?

Where do I apply?

You will of course pay in screaming orgasms. - Curdis !