So this is where you come in. Tell us what names they should give to their child, and I'm sure we can convince Buck to give them a teeshirt to sweeten the deal--how, then, will they be able to refuse? So post now!
Personally, I'm favoring Snookums MacTavish. I think a nurse calling out for Dr. Snookums would provide a lift to the mood of everybody within hearing, and anybody named MacTavish will be able to get away with whatever nauseating eating habits they may develop.
Over to you!