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Aqua-chan wrote:BS, I insist you keep your clothes on. :eek:
You're so cute, getting all jealous that anyone else might see me in such a compromising display. :D

Hmmm, true DW. I better stay covered so as not to set off a riot against the Church when people get mad because they weren't as blessed
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To quote BG2... This delusional world you live in must be truly fantasic. :D
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Aqua-chan wrote:To quote BG2... This delusional world you live in must be truly fantasic. :D
Of course it is darlin', you're in it ;) :D
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Sometimes you are so sweet that I'm almost tempted to believe you're not hopelessly depraved. :D
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I am a man of many faces. I have my sentimental romantic side. I've even chosen the perfect mood music:

Bravenet - audio_clips / Audio Clips / Robin Williams - Fudd Fire

Tell me that ain't smooth :p
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Yeah, it's smooth... Like the voice of a person that's been smoking a pack a day for thirty years. :p
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You mean rugged and manly?
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Bloodstalker wrote:You mean rugged and manly?
I notice you seem to have left AC, speechless. You may want to try improving on your technique there..... :D
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She ain;t speechless. Ignoring me maybe, but she's never speechless :D
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*walks in* Hey everbody *stomps feet to remove what little snow is on shoes* I'm kinda new, but hey what better place to meet people then......a bar.:laugh: And I simply have to try the lutefish. (Although curiousity may kill me as well as the cat:laugh: ) And for a drink, I have coke and rum please.
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Somethings gotta kill you I suppose. May as well take the cat with you I say :D
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@DiggityDan,
hail and welcome! :D Sorry I didn't reply earlier, between sneezes I was multitasking.

@BS, now that you mention it... she probably is ignoring you, though I imagine you are used to it by now... :p

@Cartell,
Hi! It's good to see another new face ;)
*throws together a plate of lutefisk, and mixes up a rum and coke*
btw, I should warn you, most people here are slightly unbalanced :D
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*Chugs drink to hide taste of lutefish*
I've noticed, I can't seem to go through four posts without whips, alchohal, sex or something utterly perserve coming up
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That's the nature of a mod, man. :)
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I really don't mind, *settling comfortably in one of the chairs laying around*, actually, the enviroments kind of nice, it feels like home.:laugh: It has a nice ambiance. :laugh:
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You mean this isn;t home? :eek:
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For you it is, BS. The real world isn't safe for one so dependant on the company of such tolerant women and the sole consumption of only wild turkey. ;)
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And this place is safe? :eek:
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Well, finally I managed to find this place after several months of walking over the wasteland. Got any Gamma Gulp Beer? Hey, how come everything became brighter after I walked in? Oh, wait, it's me, I appear to be glowing.
Well, anyway... Hello!
What do you want?
- A donut.
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The glowing is natural after the special brew. Don't know if that helps you now or not, but just drink some and then at least you can not worry about it :D
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