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Mr. Pastorius wrote:Well, finally I managed to find this place after several months of walking over the wasteland. Got any Gamma Gulp Beer? Hey, how come everything became brighter after I walked in? Oh, wait, it's me, I appear to be glowing.
Well, anyway... Hello!
Hi! :D Welcome to the madness :p

*here's a Gamma Gulp Beer*

Oh, and be careful of any moonshine that Bloodstalker offers you... it will make you glow even more :speech:
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Bloodstalker wrote:You mean rugged and manly?
We all know you're a widdle puppy underneath all the cigarette smoke, booze, wrinkles, and gruffness.
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Glow green. That still has parts from the old Bar and Grrrril after it was declared unfit for occupation and condemned because of all the foul spam. :eek:
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The Z wrote:We all know you're a widdle puppy underneath all the cigarette smoke, booze, wrinkles, and gruffness.
Oh, please tell me you haven't seen his 'widdle puppy underneath... the gruffness". :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Aqua-chan wrote:Oh, please tell me you haven't seen his 'widdle puppy underneath... the gruffness". :eek: :eek: :eek:
It's not my fault Fas mass published photos of your suitor in his most natural state. ;)
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Aqua-chan wrote:Oh, please tell me you haven't seen his 'widdle puppy underneath... the gruffness". :eek: :eek: :eek:
I had no idea that BS could....shapeshift.... :speech:
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Z, you have been here much too long, I'm afraid. SYM has undoubtedly corrupted you, because not even I would be so open to suggest a relation with BS. :eek:

Is this your way of coming out? *emotional hugs* :D
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Aqua-chan wrote:Glow green. That still has parts from the old Bar and Grrrril after it was declared unfit for occupation and condemned because of all the foul spam. :eek:
I would think that foul spam would only increase the desirability of such a place, well at least for a few people I can think off.... *cough* BS *cough* :laugh:
[QUOTE=Tricky;914030]I want the world to become more appreciative of carefully constructed spam. The art of saying absolutely nothing with many beautiful words is the closest you can get to poetry without meaning. That's life, really. Spagnificant.[/QUOTE]

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Aqua-chan wrote:Z, you have been here much too long, I'm afraid. SYM has undoubtedly corrupted you, because not even I would be so open to suggest a relation with BS. :eek:

Is this your way of coming out? *emotional hugs* :D
Coming out in which way? ;)

No seriously, I don't understand. :(
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Cartell wrote:I would think that foul spam would only increase the desirability of such a place, well at least for a few people I can think off.... *cough* BS *cough* :laugh:
Are you saying that poor BS is simply a gutter snipe...unable to rise beyond his humble beginnings.. :p :laugh:
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Mr. Pastorius wrote:Hey, how come everything became brighter after I walked in? Oh, wait, it's me, I appear to be glowing.
Well, anyway... Hello!
Hello, Mr. Pastorius. Have you been wandering around in a radioactive zone? :confused:
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dragon wench wrote:Are you saying that poor BS is simply a gutter snipe...unable to rise beyond his humble beginnings.. :p :laugh:
I would never :angel:...... But now that you mention it....:laugh:
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well, the rumor mill has certainly run rampant. Allow me to clarify some things:

My "puppy" is on a leash and has never been near fas or Z.

Z is a product of too much acid being in his parents veins at the time of conception.

AC has little reason to be jealous. I never dated Weasel after all unlike SOME people I could name :mad: :p

Spam is foul in all of its forms.

I am a gutter type person. It agrees with me

death and pox to the vast majority of you all. :mad: :D
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Alas, I must retire from the debauchery, well for tonight at least. To you who remain, eat, drink, and be merry, and if not merry then at least drunk.:laugh: Now I go off to the death and Pox.:laugh: (Thanks BS)
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laughing my butt off here.... :D

*sigh* My turn to make dinner tonight, so I leave you all to entertain one another in an appropriate manner... :p
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Bloodstalker wrote:My "puppy" is on a leash and has never been near fas or Z.
The mental image of a fellow's "puppy" in a restraint, tied down to a stake in a yard, is a wee bit disturbing, I must admit.

However do you manage to get the little yipper loose, BS?
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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usually with great effort and the help of alcohol :D
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DesR85 wrote:Hello, Mr. Pastorius. Have you been wandering around in a radioactive zone? :confused:
Sure have. All the way from the Glow to what has remained from the Military Base. And I can tell ya, I wouldn't even be here talkin' about it if I hadn't been so damn lucky to come a cross a caravan. Ok, I really think I should stop with obscure Fallout references, I'm even starting to annoy myself. :D
Hey, this beer is pretty good! Much better than I got used to out there. Any special ingredients worth mentioning?
Y'know, I'm starting to like this place, I should stop by here more often. Anyway, I should get going. Does anyone know a cheap motel around here that doesn't mind some extra radiation?
What do you want?
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Bloodstalker wrote:usually with great effort and the help of alcohol :D
My profoundest sympathies - if your puppy's only up to the task when booze-fortified, can some little blue medication be far behind for the little fellow?
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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Mr. Pastorius wrote:Does anyone know a cheap motel around here that doesn't mind some extra radiation?
Not that I know of. Though, you could call in an airstrike to drop an Atom bomb right at the desired location for some radiation. :D
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