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Aqua-chan wrote:Tell that to those bastards who ruined my Bar and Grill. :D
he doesn;t have to repeat himself, I heard him just fine :p

Yeah, I got ideas Lady, but they took away my renovation license years ago after an unfornate accident with beer, alligators, several rounds of strip poker with lost fingers and toes, and a little bit of cheating :(
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Bloodstalker wrote:he doesn;t have to repeat himself, I heard him just fine :p

Yeah, I got ideas Lady, but they took away my renovation license years ago after an unfornate accident with beer, alligators, several rounds of strip poker with lost fingers and toes, and a little bit of cheating :(
I still keep mine, so:

ideas are yours, license is mine, and Des will get the money (from AC).
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I refuse to become a member of the new Rolling Thunder. :p
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Well, first thing I'd do is wire up all the barstools. That's barb wire and electical. That way, it makes sure that only the really deidacted drinkers use them, which thins the herd a bit as well as takes the place of having to hire a floor show.
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Aqua-chan wrote: Tell that to those bastards who ruined my Bar and Grill. :D

Gladly. *Shoots the spotter on the rooftops of a house a few blocks away* Problem solved. :D
Lady Dragonfly wrote: ideas are yours, license is mine, and Des will get the money (from AC).
Can anyone explain to me why I get the money? :confused:
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DesR85 wrote: Can anyone explain to me why I get the money? :confused:
You don't. You will get the money and give it to me.
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DesR85 wrote:
Can anyone explain to me why I get the money? :confused:
...And how is he going to get it from me? :D
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Lady Dragonfly wrote:How about superior? We can update this dingy diner. Like in the show "while you were out". Any ideas?
Why bother updating it. One of the members would probably destroy all the updates in a drunken haze anyway.:laugh:
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Aqua-chan wrote:...And how is he going to get it from me? :D
Easy, I'll pick your pocket and hand it to him :D
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Miniskirts don't have pockets, silly. :p
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Aqua-chan wrote:...And how is he going to get it from me? :D
Men in uniform have a special charm...
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Lady Dragonfly wrote:You don't. You will get the money and give it to me.
Then, why don't you get the money yourself if you want it so badly? :confused:
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Aqua-chan wrote:Miniskirts don't have pockets, silly. :p
Then I'll have to get creative with my technique, won't I? ;)
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Lady Dragonfly wrote:Men in uniform have a special charm...
Oh, sorry dear. My heart belongs to one very special, very unique man. ;)


Anomen. :D
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DesR85 wrote:Then, why don't you get the money yourself if you want it so badly? :confused:
Be a team player, Des. I cannot do everything myself.
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If you're counting on help from anyone around here, I wish you more luck than I've had. :D

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Aqua-chan wrote:Oh, sorry dear. My heart belongs to one very special, very unique man. ;)


Anomen. :D
Amen. I heard he likes to take his 'ladies' into shrubbery... :D

Des, go mug somebody else. We need money for the construction.

I am still waiting for the ideas (except wired barstools).
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He takes 'em wherever he wants. There's something to be said for an authoritive attitude. :D
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Me boss. Me likes it.
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*shrugs*

*grabs AC, carries her to a dark corner, sits down, deposits her in his lap *

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