The Near Virgins Drinking Den (in other words, a welcome pub for new members)

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:52 pm

Sorry, BS, but you just don't have it. You lack the arrogance, the favor of a divine entity, and the tacky accent. Nice try, though.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:54 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Sorry, BS, but you just don't have it. You lack the arrogance, the favor of a divine entity, and the tacky accent. Nice try, though.

You missed the full steel armor and codpiece

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:55 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Sorry, BS, but you just don't have it. You lack the arrogance, the favor of a divine entity, and the tacky accent. Nice try, though.

I beg to differ. I got arrogance in spades, and you can;t get more tacky than my smooth southern drawl. As far as the favor of a divine entity? Well, I think you qualify as divine.

So Nyaaa

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:02 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I beg to differ. I got arrogance in spades, and you can;t get more tacky than my smooth southern drawl. As far as the favor of a divine entity? Well, I think you qualify as divine.

So Nyaaa

But who said she favours you?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:28 am

DesR85 wrote:Gladly. *Shoots the spotter on the rooftops of a house a few blocks away* Problem solved.

HEY!!!

Who gave you the permission to kill my men?!

That guy was there to protect us, not for you to do some target practise...

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:38 am

Kipi wrote:HEY!!!

Who gave you the permission to kill my men?!
That guy was there to protect us, not for you to do some target practise...

What?! One of yours?? :speech: I thought that was some Kraut spotter for their artillery......hey, wait a minute.......if he was one of yours, how come he's surveying the bar and it's surroundings with binoculars? Not to mention that he's hiding on the other side of the rooftops and behaving suspiciously (and wearing some armband with a swastika at his right arm). He must be one of them Kraut spotters. There's no mistaking that!

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:52 am

DesR85 wrote:What?! One of yours?? :speech: I thought that was some Kraut spotter for their artillery......hey, wait a minute.......if he was one of yours, how come he's surveying the bar and it's surroundings with binoculars? Not to mention that he's hiding on the other side of the rooftops and behaving suspiciously (and wearing some armband with a swastika at his right arm). He must be one of them Kraut spotters. There's no mistaking that!

Well, that's because he was one of those who has infiltrated our enemy...

He was actually keeping watch this direction to be able to spot any assault attempts Krauts may do in future, there are others who are keeping watch for the rest of the army...

Now I have to find someone to replace him, and fast...
*looks long to Des*

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:02 am

Kipi wrote:Well, that's because he was one of those who has infiltrated our enemy...

He was actually keeping watch this direction to be able to spot any assault attempts Krauts may do in future, there are others who are keeping watch for the rest of the army...

Now I have to find someone to replace him, and fast...
*looks long to Des*

Why didn't you tell me earlier? I wouldn't have shot him if you did so.

Well, you're lucky that I hit him in the arm. Otherwise, he'd be as good as dead if I shot him in the head. I'll call the medic to give him some medical assistance. *Radios HQ for a medic*

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:03 am

Kipi wrote:*looks long to Des*

Is it spring already?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:09 am

DesR85 wrote:Why didn't you tell me earlier? I wouldn't have shot him if you did so. Well, you're lucky that I hit him in the arm. Otherwise, he'd be as good as dead if I shot him in the head. I'll call the medic to give him some medical assistance. *Radios HQ for a medic*

The fewer knows, the better...

Now, new one has taken the place. Now, please DON'T shoot anyone before you are sure they are enemies...

Andurbal · Post by **Andurbal** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:19 pm

Lady Dragonfly wrote:I am still waiting for the ideas (except wired barstools).

Well, how about a heated swimming pool? It could have lots of uses besides swimming... Like a security zone for the regular fires and explosions going off in this place... Or like throwing in the drunk and incapaple... The main use of it could still be swimming, though.

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:49 pm

From the Designer Corner:

I envision something like the nostalgic Brothel of Intellectual Lusts (BIL).
This diner already feels like B and have plenty of L.
We need to add a bit of I and a lot of TLC, and subtract BS.

Swimming pool sounds really good, Andurbal.
With the bronze statues of the most distinguished patrons along the pool perimeter (statues may also be used for the target shooting).

HS-EP073<br>Too Much Thinking<br> - HS-EP073

We still need more ideas for the interior decor.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:31 pm

Lady Dragonfly wrote: We still need more ideas for the interior decor.

Burning chains and studs?

:mischief:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:35 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Miniskirts don't have pockets, silly.

Untrue...depending on where you get them from, some do. I know this, because it was thoroughly enjoyable watching a girl in one dig change out of the pocket in her miniskirt.

Andurbal · Post by **Andurbal** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:19 pm

Lady Dragonfly wrote:From the Designer Corner:

I envision something like the nostalgic Brothel of Intellectual Lusts (BIL).
This diner already feels like B and have plenty of L.
We need to add a bit of I and a lot of TLC, and subtract BS.

Where, when and what was this BIL ?

What do you mean by TLC ? (TenderLovingCare?)

Which came first, the intestine or the tapeworm? (William Burroughs made that question actually)

Do I have many questions?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:12 pm

Andurbal wrote: What do you mean by TLC ? (TenderLovingCare?)

For a moment, I thought that meant The Lost Chapters (from Fable: The Lost Chapters).

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:51 pm

I see a lot of talk about renovating this place, but so far all I see is talk. Show some initiative here people.

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:04 pm

Well.. people generally don't take instructions well from men in miniskirts.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:19 pm

Tricky wrote:Well.. people generally don't take instructions well from men in miniskirts.

Sounds as though you have profound knowledge of the problem....

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:28 pm

Tricky wrote:Well.. people generally don't take instructions well from men in miniskirts.

I don't take anything from men in mini-skirts. That's a bad business right there. :speech: