They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:53 am

He's an underprivileged Amish gentleman spy from the 'hood. She's a strong-willed impetuous nun married to the Mob. They fight crime!

Hey, I didn't make it up...

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:55 am

I know. That's the joy of the thing. Here's the link, again, since this is a new forum page for many.

He's an ungodly pirate stage actor on a search for his missing sister. She's a time-travelling belly-dancing stripper who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:01 am

He's a time-tossed misogynist werewolf from a doomed world. She's a sarcastic mute opera singer on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

Hahahaha!

since this is a new forum page for many.

Only if you have 40 posts p/page. And once you figured out how to change that setting, I'm sure you can go back a couple of pages too.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:12 am

[QUOTE=ik911]Only if you have 40 posts p/page. And once you figured out how to change that setting, I'm sure you can go back a couple of pages too.

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Come on, that's pretty obvious.

It's just that some people do have the 40 posts per page setting, and prefer to keep it that way.

Besides, tens of thousands of new people come through GameBanshee every week in the search for enlightenment. If that link can help them achieve whatever nirvana they seek, I shall rest content when they finally divest me of organs and burn up the rest of this too, too silly flesh.

He's a notorious guerilla werewolf with a passion for fast cars. She's a sarcastic belly-dancing former first lady from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:36 am

He's a bookish day-dreaming waffle chef with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a supernatural blonde nun trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

He's a superhumanly strong devious cop with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a violent bisexual hooker with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

Very funny!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:24 pm

He's a leather-clad zombie cyborg plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a beautiful blonde archaeologist from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:34 pm

He's a genetically engineered day-dreaming hairdresser with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an elegant bisexual socialite from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

He's a notorious sweet-toothed shaman with no name. She's a supernatural cat-loving doctor with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

Its me and my SO... only without the sweet tooth.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:38 pm

Genetically-engineered? Apt.

He's a notorious one-eyed shaman who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a provocative hip-hop pearl diver from beyond the grave They fight crime!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:43 pm

...The link didn't work for me before, so I thought we were actually making this stuff up

saves me effort now

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He's a suave umbrella-wielding cop with no name. She's an elegant green-skinned mermaid who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:52 pm

He's an underprivileged voodoo sorceror in a wheelchair. She's a pregnant streetsmart doctor with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:28 pm

I can just see now, Ravager going on to the spam fields with a ho, saying, gorw my posts, grow! "Post Farming... its a way of life...

"

He's an ungodly neurotic matador plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a high-kicking Buddhist schoolgirl fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

A stanic buddhist cult! Looking for pain and torture and ultimate knowledge in those ways... oh, wait the DFs....

Woot, the finger of death strikes again!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:36 pm

Time to rev up this bundle of joy, again.

Simple rules: you go to this site, click the magic button, and report back the pair of sentences you see.

He's a lounge-singing hunchbacked Green Beret possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a man-hating renegade femme fatale from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:47 pm

"He's a globe-trotting coffee-fuelled inventor from a doomed world. She's a mentally unstable hypochondriac detective who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!" :speech:

"He's a notorious alcoholic barbarian moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a blind hip-hop archaeologist operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!"
(BS and Gwally on a binge....

)

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:01 pm

He's a hate-fuelled misogynist librarian haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a brilliant insomniac socialite with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

OMG.....My profession has shown up!:laugh:

Andurbal · Post by **Andurbal** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:51 pm

He's a deeply religious dishevelled librarian with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a tortured thirtysomething opera singer living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

:speech:

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:57 pm

He's an otherworldly hunchbacked vampire hunter with a secret. She's a manipulative foul-mouthed single mother who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

Crenshinibon · Post by **Crenshinibon** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:29 pm

He's an underprivileged white trash Green Beret with acid for blood. She's tempestuous nun looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

He's a suave misogynist master criminal for the 21st century. She's a brilliant cigar-chomping politician from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime! :laugh:

Moonbiter · Post by **Moonbiter** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:44 pm

I found one for CE: :laugh:

"He's a hate-fuelled guitar-strumming zombie killer with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's an elegant mutant research scientist trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!"

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:13 pm

He's a benighted umbrella-wielding hairdresser whom everyone believes is mad. She's a violent green-skinned journalist from beyond the grave They fight crime!

He's a world-famous Jewish assassin in a wheelchair. She's a mistrustful foul-mouthed Hell's Angel from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

LMAO!

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:58 pm

He's a benighted voodoo card sharp possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a ditzy hypochondriac doctor with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

He's an ungodly coffee-fuelled cyborg gone bad. She's an elegant African-American mechanic from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

He's pirate dwarf from the 'hood. She's a ditzy psychic hooker from a different time and place. They fight crime!

:laugh: