The Near Virgins Drinking Den (in other words, a welcome pub for new members)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:20 pm

of course they did. There aren;t many people more reliable about that kinda thing than drunks

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:30 pm

Andurbal wrote:Hey, DW. Could you make a fresh orange juice for me? The doctor who drained me from a litre of blood said I should drink lots of liquids. I think I should have something healthier than alcohol...

Of course *one large glass of freshly squeezed OJ from organic oranges for you*

*waves at everyone else and distributes drinks*

*runs off to a class*

Andurbal · Post by **Andurbal** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:40 pm

Thanks DW

Have a nice..... class??
Cheers everybody!!

Did anyone know that Lemmy wrote the song "Motorhead" while he was a member of Hawkwind?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:37 pm

dragon wench wrote:*strolls in*

*waves magic wand a few times*

*all is returned to normal...... except that now Des is entirely berefit of WW2 toys, and incapicitated as a result*

*Weaves spell*
Now any mention of Germans being called by old slurs and any discussion of WW2 will cause the person doing the enunciating to wilt into a mindless puddle of helpless goo....

Hey! The bar was untouched! It was the hotel that blew up!

Now, where did that signpost go?

It was supposed to be a souvenir from Normandy. Damn. Am I unlucky. Not only the signpost but my weapons are gone too.

Bloodstalker wrote: You made sure Ethyl got out first, right?

Who's that?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:47 am

The Z wrote:Wow, Colourful smilies???

Looks like you haven't been online last few days...

In that case, WB!

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:04 am

*Starts moving arms and legs* Yay! The spell's gone!

Now, time to get my gear back. *Grabs crowbar and tries to break the padlock. Crowbar snaps in half* What the?

What kind of padlock is this? Hmm, so, it's enchanted or something, eh? Time for some heavy-duty stuff.

*Places sticky bomb on the door* Fire in the HOLE! *BOOM!* Hah! The door broke in half. Now, to grab my gear and get my butt outta here. *grabs gear (including the signpost) and runs off*

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:09 am

Hmm... no one here...

Time to raid the storage room, then!!

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:53 am

Kipi wrote: Time to raid the storage room, then!!

Good luck with that.

What are you planning to steal anyway?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:47 am

DesR85 wrote:Good luck with that. What are you planning to steal anyway?

Few bottles of Vodka... if DW has any left...
Oh, and I have support with me *nods*

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:12 am

Kipi wrote:Few bottles of Vodka... if DW has any left...
Oh, and I have support with me *nods*

What about spellbooks and stuff? You should get rid of them too to prevent anybody from casting jinxes and what not on you while you're busy.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:50 am

DesR85 wrote:What about spellbooks and stuff? You should get rid of them too to prevent anybody from casting jinxes and what not on you while you're busy.

Hey!!
I have limited ammount of carrying capacity, and it's reserved for those vodka bottles!

And I'm not going to leave any bottles behind...

:laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:03 pm

Guys, I have tried being subtle about this by using humour...

Now I'm going to be more direct: If you want to hang out in this virtual drinking space, you are more than welcome to do so. I created it for precisely that purpose.

However, please stop with the "blowing up," "theft" and pseudo military manoeuvres. If you don't cease and desist, I'll sick Bloodstalker's Giant Miniature pet poodle on you.. and *that* won't be a pretty site...

"Go for the eyes Poo!, Go for the eyes!"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:33 pm

dragon wench wrote: "Go for the eyes Poo!, Go for the eyes!"

You know, I swear I've heard brids scream this exact phrase in the past

@Des...Ethyl is a very special lady who used to hang around that hotel plying her wares. I guess you could say she was in the human services field, and as I recall her services were second to none.It pains me to think she may never again utter those romantic words, "Yes, I do have change ofr a twenty"

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:47 pm

dragon wench wrote:Guys, I have tried being subtle about this by using humour...
Now I'm going to be more direct: If you want to hang out in this virtual drinking space, you are more than welcome to do so. I created it for precisely that purpose.
However, please stop with the "blowing up," "theft" and pseudo military manoeuvres. If you don't cease and desist, I'll sick Bloodstalker's Giant Miniature pet poodle on you.. and *that* won't be a pretty site...

Yes ma'am!!

*pays for the bottles*

dragon wench wrote: "Go for the eyes Poo!, Go for the eyes!"

What?! Is Minsc around here somewhere?! :speech:
*hides behind the table with bottle of vodka*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:50 pm

Kipi wrote:Yes ma'am!!

*pays for the bottles*

Thanks!

Just so you know though, I did do [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/the-toy-soldiers-boudoir-85276.html"]something else[/url] for you and Des, I was feeling a bit guilty

@BS,
LMAO! Clearly you understand birds as well as certain rangers do hamsters....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:51 pm

Kipi wrote:Y
What?! Is Minsc around here somewhere?! :speech:
*hides behind the table with bottle of vodka*

He might be... BS did say something about expecting a visit from a cousin..... :laugh:

I think I see a new RPG in the making....
"The Adventures of Minsc, BS, Poo and Boo"

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:46 pm

** pours himself another glass of Jack Daniels and downs it, then recedes back into the darkness from whence he came leaving half a bottle for the takers **

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:48 pm

Eerhardt wrote:** pours himself another glass of Jack Daniels and downs it, then recedes back into the darkness from whence he came leaving half a bottle for the takers **

:speech: There's a blast from the past!

Welcome

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:38 pm

An appearence from Eerie and I missed it? I'm crushed.

Come back, Eerie!

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:25 am

dragon wench wrote:Thanks!
Just so you know though, I did do [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/the-toy-soldiers-boudoir-85276.html"]something else[/url] for you and Des, I was feeling a bit guilty

You? Feeling guilty for throwing us away?:speech:
Get outta here!