Jokes- You know you've been Embraced by _ when...

[forgedude]

To start the ball-
You know you've been Embraced by a Toreador when you unwittingly experience Final Death because those heavy blinds and curtains with that wallpaper just have to go...
...By a Brujah when you break Masquerade to show your former buddies your newfound street-fighting skills and the new Harley you just "acquired", and in life you were an accountant named Murray...

[xjinx]

You know that you've been embraced by a Giovanni if you find that someone has put a 'If you can read this, I've got your soul' bumpersticker on your car.

[forgedude]

You know...

...you may just be a Giovanni when the kids look forward to their birthday presents from Grampa and Grandma every year and they've been dead since 1968.
...you've been embraced by a Ventrue when your greatest shame is that after being declared dead your family got a concrete memorial marker rather than marble.

[Darth Rabbits]

You know you've been Embraced by a Malkavian ....

.....when you'd rather speak to the invisible bunny monster than avoid sunlight.

.....when you freak out on a stop sign, repeatedly.

.....when nothing scares you more than a kitten.

[Lukeatus]

You know you've been Embraced by a Tremere....

When all you can say to other kindred is that you also drink blood.

[Lukeatus]

You know you've been embraced by a Nosferatu when....

You're amazed by the rats' ability to dig their own network of tunnels.

[gonin]

You know your a Nos

...when u skip a dinner date to munch on a rat

...when you have to stop a conversation to pick up your ear

[Celacena]

you know you've been embraced -

by a Tremere when you realise you know the boiling point of blood

by a Toreador when you REALLY miss seeing your reflection in mirrors

by a Gangrel when you decide that vultures are too disorganised and need a leader

[gonin]

You know your Capadosion when...

You fill your basement with earth to practice your own death

When people come with pitchforks to kill you you let them in and offer biscuits

[Lukeatus]

Reflection in mirrors

Celacena,
In the world of Vampire: The Masquerade, vampires CAN see their own reflections in mirrors. The only exception are the Lasombra, they're the only ones that can't. Have you played Vampire Masquerade Redemption? A mission on that game illustrates this fact nicely.

[FiendishlyChaos]

you know that you've been embraced by ___ when ___

You know that you've been embraced by a Tzimisce when you watch hospital dramas for the operations and take a biology degree for kicks

You know that you've been embraced by a Giovanni when you read Herbert West - Reanimator for lifestyle tips

You know that you have been embraced by a Brujah when you get pissed off by the London Congestion Charge and react by throwing your car into Thames

You know that you have been embraced by a Settite when you suddenly decide to do various Voldemort impressions

[Sir Twist]

You know you've been embraced by a Malkavian when the tv not only responds to you, but also it does mostly what it says.

[DarkMasta]

You know you have been embraced by a Toreador when you kill yourself because your shoes dont match your jacket.

You know you have been embraced by a Malkavian when you avoid the night instead of the sunlight.

You know you have been embraced by a Gangrel when you star watching BBC Wildlife documentaries.

You know you have been embraced by a Ventrue when somebody punchs you and you throw words and money at his face.

You know you have been embraced by a Brujah when you train your fighting you punch the wall instead of the punchingbag